🧊 The Thing (2011) – Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ❄️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Set before the events of John Carpenter’s 1982 classic, this prequel follows a team of Norwegian and American researchers who discover a mysterious alien spacecraft buried deep in Antarctica. Alongside it? A creature frozen in…
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Manos The Hands Of Fate
🖐️ Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) 🤚 aka “Hands: The Hands of Fate”… because one ‘hand’ just wasn’t enough, apparently. 🕯 In Memory of Maddie 🕯This review is dedicated to my friend Maddie—an unapologetic lover of the absurd, the unwatchable, and the unintentionally hilarious. While most people fled from bad movies, she ran toward…
Time Walker
👽 Time Walker (1982) Review 🕯 In Memory of Maddie 🕯This review is dedicated to my friend Maddie—an unapologetic lover of the absurd, the unwatchable, and the unintentionally hilarious. While most people fled from bad movies, she ran toward them with popcorn and sarcasm. She believed that even the worst films deserved a watch… if…
The X Files I Want To Believe
🎬 The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008) — Reviewsighs even deeper than last timeLet’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📽️ Trailer Watch the trailer here if you’re feeling brave.Be warned: it lies. It promises mystery, suspense, and a comeback. What it delivers? Discount Lifetime thriller with a Fox Mulder sticker slapped…
The X Files
The X-Files Review 👽🛸 Let’s start by showing y’all the opening theme. 🎵 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview For the longest time, The X-Files was perceived as that alien show. And while yes, aliens play a central role, the real appeal lies in the eerie, the unexplained, and the “WTF did I just watch” cases. The…
The X Files Revival Seasons 10 and 11
Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Season 10: Season 11 Also here’s the X Files opening theme. — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The X-Files returned for two revival seasons—Season 10 in 2016 and Season 11 in 2018. Season 10 is a short six-episode attempt to recapture the magic, while Season 11 expands to…
Fant4stic
Fant4stic (2015) Review 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? (I’m not responsible for your boredom, confusion, or sudden craving for a better movie.) — 🧠 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Four young people get powers from an alternate dimension and then… nothing happens. No, seriously. This film takes the Fantastic Four origin story,…
28 Years Later
Review: 28 Years Later (2025) 🧟♂️🩸💀 Let’s start by showing yall the trailers shall? Also heres a video of the song in the trsiler that Sony released on YouTube. It’s been nearly 30 years since 28 Weeks Later left fans with that chaotic cliffhanger in Paris—and apparently, we waited all that time to get retconned….
28 Weeks Later
🧟♂️ 28 Weeks Later (2007) – Review Trailer📽️: — 🧠 Non-Spoiler Thoughts: So… remember how 28 Days Later ended on hope? Yeah, forget all that. 28 Weeks Later is the sequel that tries very hard to recapture what made the first film great—only this time with more budget and less soul. It opens with a…
28 Days Later
🧟♂️ 28 Days Later (2002) – Review Trailer📽️: — 🧠 Non-Spoiler Thoughts: Before he was Oppenheimer, before Peaky Blinders made trench coats sexy, Cillian Murphy was just a skinny guy waking up naked in a hospital in the middle of the apocalypse. And somehow, it still works. This movie is grimey, claustrophobic, and raw—and that’s…
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