🎲 “Truth or Dare? More like a Demon decided to become a frat bro” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A group of college students on spring break in Mexico stumble upon a game of “Truth or Dare” that just so happens to be cursed by a literal…
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Smile (2022)
😐 Smile (2022): The Movie That Thinks Smiling Is Scary — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Dr. Rose Cotter is a psychiatrist whose patient dies in front of her while flashing the most cursed grin since Grandma’s dentures fell in the soup. That’s the beginning of a…
The Grudge (2020)
🪦 The Grudge (2020): You Get a Curse! You Get a Curse! Everyone Gets a Curse! 🪦 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📌 Disclaimer Before We BeginThis review is for the 2020 American remake/sequel/whatever-the-hell-this-is. Not the original Japanese Ju-On film, because truth be told… I’ve never seen the Japanese…
Sadako VS Kayako (2016)
👻 SADAKO VS. KAYAKO (2016) 🎬 “Freddy vs. Jason Walked So This Could Trip Over Itself” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Yes, this was real. Yes, someone said “greenlight it” with a straight face. — ❗Quick Note Before We Begin: Yep—we’re doing it. We’re talking about Sadako vs. Kayako……
The Grudge 3 (2009)
😬 THE GRUDGE 3 (2009) 💀 “When Curses Go on Tour: American Nightmare Edition” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ❗Quick Note Before We Begin: So The Grudge 3 marks a dark turning point—not in tone, but in franchise geography.This is the first (but sadly not the last) time…
The Grudge 2 (2006)
The Grudge 2 (2006) 🛬 Kayako Goes International: Now Haunting in Three Time Zones — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — > Note: Yes, I’m talking about the 2006 American sequel, not the original Japanese Ju-On sequel. Why? Because I never watched it. I picked the Walmart DVD and this…
The Grudge (2004)
The Grudge (2004)🪦 I Wanted a Job, Not a Death Rattle: Tokyo Edition 👻 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🌀 Non-Spoiler Rundown: Today we’re talking about the American remake of The Grudge from 2004 — not the original J-horror version (Ju-On). Why not? Because I never watched it. This was…
Rings 2017
🎞️ Rings (2017)📲 From Cursed VHS to Digital Dumbassery Let’s start with the trailer. It won’t help, but hey — tradition: 🎥 Rings Official Trailer (2017) — Yes we’re not reviewing the original sequel, why? Because I said so that’s why. Also after watching this film, I refuse to touch that other sequel. 🔍 Non-Spoiler…
The Ring 2002
🎞️ The Ring (2002)📼 Static, Stupidity, and Samara’s Signal Strength Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? > Note: Yes, I’m reviewing the American remake, not the original Japanese Ringu. Why? Because I haven’t seen Ringu. Sue me. I’m not brave enough for ghost children in two languages. — 🔍 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview…
A Ghost Story For Christmas Stigma
🌬️ A Ghost Story for Christmas: Stigma (1977) – Review 🪦🩸 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ Content Note This entry does not adapt an M.R. James story, unlike most of the other Ghost Story for Christmas episodes. Instead, it’s an original tale that leans more into psychic horror…
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