🌲 Stand by Me (1986) Growing Up, One Track at a Time Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Set in the 1950s, Stand by Me follows four boys — Gordie, Chris, Teddy, and Vern — who set out on a two-day hike to find…
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Children Of The Corn (2020/2023)
🌽 Children of the Corn (2020/2023) Review “This crop should’ve stayed buried.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers teased a “modern reimagining” of Stephen King’s short story, but what audiences got was a confused, cheap-looking mess that proved not all horror needs resurrecting. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot…
Children Of The Corn (1984)
🌽 Children of the Corn (1984) Review “And on this farm, He Who Walks Behind the Rows.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers leaned heavily on the Stephen King connection, promising a terrifying story of children turned killers in a small Nebraska town. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot…
Monster: The Menéndez Brothers (2023)
🩸 Monster: The Menéndez Brothers (2023) — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers marketed this as a “true crime re-examination.” But the glossy visuals and Netflix prestige-porn vibe told you exactly what this was going to be — another attempt to turn real tragedy into bingeable soap…
Monster: Dahmer (2022)
🩸 Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story (2022) — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers for this series leaned heavy into moody horror, dark cinematography, and Evan Peters whispering lines like he’s a misunderstood anti-hero. From the get-go, it was obvious Netflix wasn’t treating this like a documentary…
House of The Dead Movie (2003)
House of the Dead (2003) “Brains? No. Budget? Nope. Just Boll.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — A Quick Note on Uwe Boll Before diving into this “film,” we need to talk about the man who cursed it into existence: Uwe Boll. This guy has the reputation of being…
Warm Bodies (2013)
🧟♂️ Warm Bodies (2013) “When Zombies Got Twilight’d 🧟♂️💔✨” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? 🎥 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here’s the deal: Warm Bodies tries to take the zombie apocalypse and turn it into a romance. Yup. A love story between a zombie and a human girl. Sounds bold, maybe…
Resident Evil Infinite Darkness (2021)
Resident Evil: Infinite Darkness (2021) “Infinite Darkness, Finite Ideas” 🎬 Let’s start by showing you the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Resident Evil: Infinite Darkness is a four-episode CGI-animated Netflix series released in 2021, set in 2006 between Resident Evil 4 and Resident Evil 5. Leon S. Kennedy (Nick Apostolides) and Claire…
Kingdom Seasons 1-2 (2019-2020)
Kingdom (2019–2020) 🧟♂️ “Plague of the Joseon Dynasty 👑🧟” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Season 1: Season 2: — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Netflix’s Kingdom takes us to feudal Korea during the Joseon dynasty, blending a gripping political drama with some of the most horrifying depictions of zombies put to screen….
Kingdom: Ashin Of The North (2021)
Kingdom: Ashin of the North (2021) ❄️🧟♂️ ❄️ Vengeance in the Frozen Wilds — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Trailers 🎥 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Ashin of the North isn’t the thrill-ride zombie fest of the main Kingdom series. Instead, it’s a brooding, tragic prequel that dives into the icy wilderness…
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