A Haunting In Venice

A Haunting In Venice: well firstly let’s start off with the trailers shall we? Yeah this one is a unique film…..it’s a kind of a horror movie yet not….it’s the third installment of the Agatha Christy novels, with the famous detective Hercule Poirot…who still has that goofy-looking mustache from Murder on The Orient Express And…

The Nun 2

The Nun II (2023) “Peekaboo Valak Strikes Again” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here we are with another Conjuring spinoff. A sequel to The Nun. Ah yes, a sequel that no one asked for to a movie that no one asked for either….

The Saw Franchise

The Saw Franchise: So with the 10th movie coming out soon I thought that I would review the first 9 films……but this review will be slightly different, I won’t be reviewing 9 movies but instead I’ll be giving my opinion on this series, go on a tangent on why I think this series should have…

Hellboy 2019

🔥 Hellboy (2019) 🔥 “A Hell of a mess.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Unlike Guillermo del Toro’s original duology, this reboot went in a wildly different direction. Directed by Neil Marshall, rated R for “strong bloody violence and gore throughout, and language,” this Hellboy…

Hellboy The Golden Army

🔥 Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) 🔥 “Tooth fairies, wax royals, and one very angsty demon.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Directed again by Guillermo del Toro, this sequel takes everything from the first film and cranks it up: more creatures, more practical effects,…

Hellboy

🔥 Hellboy (2004) 🔥 “The Right Hand of Doom meets the Right Director of Monsters.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Directed by Guillermo del Toro, Hellboy introduces audiences to one of comics’ strangest, most lovable antiheroes. The story begins in World War II, when the…

Lights Out

Lights Out: Ok so let’s start off with mentioning that if yall didn’t know but this film is based off of a horror short on YouTube……in fact the guy who made that horror short directed this film……that to me is what got me intrigued in this film…..anyways I wanna show yall the horror short in…

Ghostbusters Afterlife 

Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) “Who You Gonna Call…? Not This Script.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Ghostbusters: Afterlife picks up decades after the original two films. Egon Spengler has passed away, leaving behind a dusty farm in the middle of nowhere. His estranged daughter Callie and…

The Conjuring 3

The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021) Or better yet: The Witch Made Me Do It Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning: Contains courtroom boredom, hammer-swinging husbands, and a movie that lies to your face with its own title. The Real Case vs. The Movie The…

Seoul Station

Seoul Station (2016) Quippy title: 🚉🧟 “The prequel nobody asked for, but hey—it bites.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Seoul Station is the animated prequel to Train to Busan. On paper, it promises to show us the “day zero” outbreak before the train ride, tracing the collapse…