🎭 Curtains (1983) – Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Official Trailer (1983) — ⚠️ Content Warning: This film includes themes of gaslighting, mental health institutionalization, and violence against women. It also features a disturbing killer reveal that might be uncomfortable for some viewers. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: A renowned…
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Sleepaway Camp
🏕️🔪 Sleepaway Camp (1983) – The Summer Camp Slasher With That Twist “You won’t be coming home from camp this summer.” — ⚠️ Content Warning: This review discusses a film that contains dated, problematic, and potentially offensive content related to gender identity and mental health. While Sleepaway Camp is a cult horror classic, its infamous…
Nightbreed
🧟♂️🌈 Nightbreed (1990) – Queer Monsters, Slasher Chaos, & Clive Barker’s Cult Fever Dream 💀🧠 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: Nightbreed is what happens when Clive Barker says, “You know what? Slashers are fun, but let’s throw in some Lovecraft, monster misfits, and repressed queer metaphors…
The Thing 1982
🧊 The Thing (1982) – Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ❄️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A remote Antarctic research station becomes a nightmare zone when a helicopter chases a dog across the snow — and ends up leading an ancient, shape-shifting alien right into their base. It’s not just dangerous….
The Thing 2011
🧊 The Thing (2011) – Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ❄️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Set before the events of John Carpenter’s 1982 classic, this prequel follows a team of Norwegian and American researchers who discover a mysterious alien spacecraft buried deep in Antarctica. Alongside it? A creature frozen in…
Dead Space 2023 Remake
🩸🔧 Dead Space Remake Review 🔧🩸 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: In the Dead Space Remake (2023), players return to the nightmarish corridors of the USG Ishimura, this time with an overhauled engine, updated visuals, and a voice for Isaac Clarke. The same disturbing story unfolds —…
Dead Space 2008
💀 Dead Space (2008) Review 💀 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: In Dead Space (2008), you play as Isaac Clarke, an engineer sent aboard the USG Ishimura, a mining ship that’s mysteriously gone silent. What starts as a routine repair mission quickly descends into a claustrophobic nightmare…
Area 51 Game
🎮 AREA 51 (PS2) – REVIEW FILE 51: THEY GOT DAVID DUCHOVNY FOR THIS?? Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Gameplay Footage – PS2(Because before we enter the alien shoot-em-up, we need a visual on how peak mid-2000s this game looked.) — 🛸 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The story follows Ethan Cole, a…
The X Files
The X-Files Review 👽🛸 Let’s start by showing y’all the opening theme. 🎵 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview For the longest time, The X-Files was perceived as that alien show. And while yes, aliens play a central role, the real appeal lies in the eerie, the unexplained, and the “WTF did I just watch” cases. The…
28 Years Later
Review: 28 Years Later (2025) 🧟♂️🩸💀 Let’s start by showing yall the trailers shall? Also heres a video of the song in the trsiler that Sony released on YouTube. It’s been nearly 30 years since 28 Weeks Later left fans with that chaotic cliffhanger in Paris—and apparently, we waited all that time to get retconned….
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