The Grudge (2004)🪦 I Wanted a Job, Not a Death Rattle: Tokyo Edition 👻 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🌀 Non-Spoiler Rundown: Today we’re talking about the American remake of The Grudge from 2004 — not the original J-horror version (Ju-On). Why not? Because I never watched it. This was…
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Rings 2017
🎞️ Rings (2017)📲 From Cursed VHS to Digital Dumbassery Let’s start with the trailer. It won’t help, but hey — tradition: 🎥 Rings Official Trailer (2017) — Yes we’re not reviewing the original sequel, why? Because I said so that’s why. Also after watching this film, I refuse to touch that other sequel. 🔍 Non-Spoiler…
The Ring 2002
🎞️ The Ring (2002)📼 Static, Stupidity, and Samara’s Signal Strength Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? > Note: Yes, I’m reviewing the American remake, not the original Japanese Ringu. Why? Because I haven’t seen Ringu. Sue me. I’m not brave enough for ghost children in two languages. — 🔍 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview…
A Ghost Story For Christmas Stigma
🌬️ A Ghost Story for Christmas: Stigma (1977) – Review 🪦🩸 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ Content Note This entry does not adapt an M.R. James story, unlike most of the other Ghost Story for Christmas episodes. Instead, it’s an original tale that leans more into psychic horror…
A Ghost Story For Christmas A Warning For The Curious (1972)
🏰 A Ghost Story For Christmas A Warning to the Curious (1972) – Review 🌫️💀 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ Content Note This is a slow-burn, atmospheric horror — not a jump-scare fest. If you like creeping dread, this is your jam. Also… it’s one of the most…
A Ghost Story For Christmas Lost Hearts
👻 A Ghost Story For Christmas Lost Hearts (1973) – Review 🎻🩸 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Lost Hearts is a short supernatural horror tale that originally aired in 1973 as part of the BBC’s A Ghost Story for Christmas series. Set in the early…
A Ghost Story For Christmas The Signalman (1976)
🛤️ A Ghost Story for Christmas: The Signalman (1976) – Review (aka “When your ghost story runs on British rails and existential dread.”) — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This is a slow, atmospheric ghost story with themes of fatalism and psychological distress. If you’re expecting…
Candyman 2021
🪞 CANDYMAN (2021) 🐝 “Say his name… again. And again. And oh wait, it’s not the same guy?” — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So it’s 2021. The world’s a mess. Gentrification is out of control, the housing market is demonic, and someone decided, “Let’s…
Candyman (1992)
🪞 Candyman (1992) – The Hook, The Myth, The Audacity of That Name 🐝 — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Helen Lyle is a grad student working on a thesis about urban legends, which leads her to Cabrini-Green — a place with more horror than the…
The Hills Run Red
🎬 The Hills Run Red (2009) – Review 🩸 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: In a world where horror movies are everywhere, there’s one film so disturbing it vanished without a trace: The Hills Run Red. Obsessed with finding it, a group of film students ventures…
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