🎮 AREA 51 (PS2) – REVIEW FILE 51: THEY GOT DAVID DUCHOVNY FOR THIS?? Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Gameplay Footage – PS2(Because before we enter the alien shoot-em-up, we need a visual on how peak mid-2000s this game looked.) — 🛸 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The story follows Ethan Cole, a…
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🎮 Splatoon 2 & 3 (Ink-Stained Edition)
💬 Bring extra ammo. And maybe a towel. 🎬 Let’s start by showing yall the trailers shall we? Reveal Trailer Gameplay Trailer Splatlands Teaser Release Preview 🧬 Sea Level Lore (Yes, It’s Real) So here’s the deal: humanity basically ruins the Earth. Sea levels rise, climate change kicks in hard, and a professor sees the…
🎮 Mario Kart 8 – Blue Shell Edition
💬 Blue shell me anytime. So I finally decided to fire up Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on the Nintendo Switch—mostly because I wanted chaos, color, and an excuse to drop banana peels at my enemies. I also grabbed the Booster Course Pass, because why race on normal tracks when you can spiral through Ninja Hideaways…
🎮 De Blob
🟨 PANIC. SPLAT. REPEAT. 🧠 So What Even Is This Game? Okay so: De Blob. Who remembers this weird little fever dream? Anyone? No? I’ll wait. It started on the Wii (RIP that beautiful plastic rectangle), but now it’s on Switch, Xbox One, and PC.Still feels like a Nintendo game, so that’s how I’m filing…
🎮 The Last of Us
🟨 Sad Dad Apocalypse Vibes 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Yeah it’s time for me to do an updated version of this review, so what’s this game even about? 💔 When the World Ends and So Does Your Kid Well after a tragic accident happened where his daughter got shot…
🚀 Star Wars Episode I: Racer
Revenge of the 5th? Nah—more like Revenge of the 6th…level … that’s when I realized I should’ve been upgrading my pod this whole time. Oops. 🎥Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 😑 Oh Look, Another Star Wars Game Yes, another Star Wars game. Yes yes, I know. What a shocker. So what’s…
🧨 Star Wars: Republic Commando
This Revenge of the 5th was brought to you by Geonosian blood, a wiped screen, and a lot of yelling. 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 😏 Not Gonna Lie… This One’s a Blast Even though this is another Star Wars game, I must admit it—this one is a blast. So…
🎮 Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
It’s the 5th. Time to hold a grudge 🎞️ Let’s Start by Showing You the Trailers, Shall We? 🛸 Setup: Phantom Menace, But Make It Chaotic This game takes the plot of The Phantom Menace and turns it into a side-scrolling, platform-jumping, Jedi-smacking co-op brawler. But essentially in this remaster you get to play as…
🎮 Star Wars Battlefront II (2005) – PS2
Revenge of the 5th? More like revenge of the flag runner who jumped off the map. 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🔁 Déjà Vu, But on PS2 Yeah, I know this is a bit redundant, but I wanted to take a look at the PS2 version of this game since…
Until Dawn 💀🎮🕯️
🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Until Dawn PS4 Original: Until Dawn PS5 Remaster: ⚙️ A Few Things First 1. Yeah, I’m late to this game.Like, really late. Under-a-rock-in-a-cave kinda late.Back in 2015, horror games were a hard no for me—I scared easy. Like, leave the lights on to watch Scooby-Doo easy. I…
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