The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)Fishnets, lightning, and absolute chaos — and I loved every second of it. — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧪 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here’s the deal. Brad Majors (Barry Bostwick) and Janet Weiss (Susan Sarandon) are the most aggressively normal couple ever created….
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Angry Birds 2 (2019)
The Angry Birds Movie 2 (2019) 🐦💥❄️ “Twice the Birds, Twice the Cringe.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The sequel picks up after Red and his friends defeated the pigs. Now, Red (Jason Sudeikis) basks in his hero status, constantly defending Bird Island from pig attacks…
Angry Birds (2016)
The Angry Birds Movie (2016) 🐦💥🐷 “From Addictive App to Aggressively Average Animation.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎮 Where It All Began Before there was a movie, there was the Angry Birds app — a game that practically everyone had on their phone back in the early 2010s. I’ll…
Detective Pikachu (2019)
Detective Pikachu (2019) 🔍⚡ “Case Closed? Not Quite.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Detective Pikachu takes us into Ryme City, a neon-soaked metropolis where humans and Pokémon live side by side. When Tim Goodman (Justice Smith) learns his detective father has gone missing,…
Dunces and Dragons (2006)
Dunces and Dragons (2006)Hear ye, hear ye… SpongeBob rolled a nat 20 and chose violence. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Oh wait… this is SpongeBob. So instead we’re getting that medieval title card, dramatic fantasy music, and a narrator who sounds like he’s about to explain the fall of Gondor. And…
Kraven the Hunter (2024)
Kraven the Hunter (2024) 🦘🦒🦓🦍🦔🦛🐐🦎🕷🕸 The hunter who forgot what he was hunting. — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The marketing sold this as: R-rated brutality Savage antihero origin A darker Sony entry “We’re taking risks now” energy And honestly? For five minutes I almost believed it. Then the movie…
Madame Web (2024)
Madame Web (2024) 🕸🕷 Spider-Man’s shadow, but make it corporate and confused. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 (And yes, the trailer that gave us that infamous “my mom was studying spiders in the Amazon…” exposition dump that didn’t even survive the final cut. Iconic. For all the wrong reasons.)…
Cold Storage (2026
Cold Storage (2026) ☣️ Exploding deer, fluctuating nukes, and another zombie movie? But also an alien movie? — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ WARNING: THIS FILM IS GORY. We are talking: Chest cavities burst open with rib cages exposed Faces split apart Eyeballs popping Animals impaling themselves and exploding…
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants (2025)
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants (2025) 🧽⭐🌊 “Yo-Ho and a Pirates life for me, wait wrong franchise” Because I did not expect this movie to be as good as it ended up being. Released a week before Christmas 2025 (which is honestly a very weird release window for a SpongeBob pirate-Underworld adventure), Search for…
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Edward Scissorhands (1990) Love Cuts Deep ✂️❄️ 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🎄 A Quick Note I hope you all had a great holiday season. Posting this on December 31st feels like the perfect way to close the year—so let’s dive into a film that’s as timeless as snowfall….
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