Gotti (2018)

Gotti (2018) “Nepotism: The Motion Picture” 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown 📝 Gotti desperately wants to be Goodfellas. Instead, it plays like if Goodfellas was directed by your uncle who once read a Wikipedia page about the mob. The film follows John Gotti, the “Teflon Don,”…

The Mysterious Benedict Society Season 2 (2022)

🧭 The Mysterious Benedict Society Season 2 (2022) “Don’t fear the reaper, fear Disney+ cancellations.” — Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? 🎬 — Quick Disclaimer 🚨 Okay, listen. I’m already annoyed before even starting this review. Because — once again — Disney decided to yeet this show off Disney+ like it…

The Mysterious Benedict Society (2021)

The Mysterious Benedict Society Season 1 (2021) 🪣🧩 Four gifted kids, one bucket, and a villain who thinks subtlety is optional. — Disclaimer Before we even start — this show isn’t on Disney+ anymore. Yep. They pulled a “let’s yeet our own content into the void because money spreadsheets said so.” Same way they did…

Stuart Little 2 (2002)

🐭 Stuart Little 2 (2002) Review 🐭 “Small Mouse, Big Adventure.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Our favorite mouse is back, and this time the stakes are higher. Stuart Little 2 brings us into a cozy yet adventurous continuation of the Littles’ story. Stuart, now more…

Stuart Little (1999)

🐭Stuart Little (1999) Review🐭 “The mouse that squeaked his way into cinema history 🐭✨” — Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? 🎥 — Character & Actor Rundown 👨‍👩‍👦🐭🐱 Stuart Little (Michael J. Fox, voice) 🐭 – Endlessly optimistic, polite, and brave despite being a mouse in a human’s world. Fox’s voice performance…

Power Rangers Ninja Storm (2003)

🌀 Power Rangers: Ninja Storm Review (2003) 🌀 Let’s start by showing y’all the opening theme song, shall we? 🎶 It’s upbeat, fast-paced, and feels like the Power Rangers equivalent of an energy drink — easily one of the catchiest themes of the Disney era. — 📜 Spoiler-Free Rundown We open with a trio of…

Power Rangers SPD (2005)

⚡️🛡️ Power Rangers SPD Review (2005)  🚨🐶 Let’s start by showing y’all the opening theme song, shall we? 🎵 …Yeah, it’s not the worst theme in Power Rangers history, but it’s firmly in the “serviceable” zone. Gets the job done, but it’s not an earworm like the classics. — 🌌 General Premise SPD takes the…

Power Rangers Samurai (2011)

🥋 Power Rangers Samurai (2011)⚡️ “The art of fighting… without the art of keeping my attention.” — 🎵 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Opening Theme Song, Shall We? I’m sorry what? Did I just hear that correctly? Did they reuse the Go Go Power Rangers theme from MMPR? Go Feck off! — 🎬 Spoiler-Free…

Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue (2000)

🚨 Power Rangers: Lightspeed Rescue (2000)⚡️ “When the sirens blare, the Zords roll in… eventually… if the helicopter’s on time” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the opening theme, shall we? This is my fourth favorite theme song. — 📜 Spoiler-Free Rundown By the time Lightspeed Rescue rolled in, the Power Rangers formula had…

Power Rangers In Space (1998)

🚀 Power Rangers In Space (1998)⚡️ “From Zords to Zero Gravity – The Rangers Take It to the Stars” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the opening theme, shall we? This is my third favorite theme song btw. — 📜 Spoiler-Free Rundown After the messy misfires of Turbo, this season blasts off into something…