Jurassic World (2015) Review “Welcome, to The Soft Reboot” 🎥 Trailer Time Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — ⚠️ Content & Tone WarningThis film ramps up the blockbuster spectacle. Expect a higher body count, more intense dino kills, and plenty of “theme park disaster” chaos. —…
Category: Classic Movies
Jurassic Park 3 (2001)
Jurassic Park III (2001) Review 🦖🎬 “The One With the Talking Raptor… Yeah, That Happened” 🎥 Trailer TimeLet’s start with the trailers again, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — ⚠️ Content & Tone WarningThis one leans into straight monster movie territory. Expect jump scares,…
Jurassic Park 2 The Lost World
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) Review 🦖📽 “Life Finds a Way… Again” 🎥 Trailer TimeLet’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — ⚠️ Content & Tone Warning ⚠️This one is darker, scarier, and a lot more brutal than…
Jurassic Park (1993)
Jurassic Park (1993) 🦖🎬 “Life, Uh… Finds a Way.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Yall know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Overview Steven Spielberg’s Jurassic Park isn’t just a blockbuster — it’s a cultural earthquake. Based on Michael Crichton’s…
Macgyver (1985-1992)
MacGyver (1985–1992) 🔧📺 “The Paperclip Is Mightier Than the Sword.” — 🎶 Let’s start by showing y’all the theme song, shall we? MacGyver Theme Song — 🔧 How I Found MacGyver Funny enough, my first taste of MacGyver didn’t come from the show itself — it came from MythBusters. They dedicated an entire episode to…
Young Frankenstein (1974)
🧟♂️ Young Frankenstein (1974) “It’s pronounced Fronkensteen!” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Thoughts I recently watched Young Frankenstein and wow — no wonder this has become so many people’s favorite Frankenstein movie. It’s not scary, not faithful to Mary Shelley’s text, and it doesn’t even pretend to be….
The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)
⚡️ The Curse of Frankenstein (1957) ⚡️ “Hammer Time… with Extra Blood and Morality Gone Wrong” — 🎬 Let’s start with the trailers, shall we? — 📝 Non-Spoiler Thoughts Kayla and I sat down with this film recently, and it was an experience. What Hammer set out to do was simple: revive Gothic horror by…
The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
⚡️ The Bride of Frankenstein (1935) ⚡️ “Till Death Do Us Part… or Until Universal Needs a Sequel” — 🎬 Let’s start with the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 📝 Non-Spoiler Thoughts Here’s the thing: I finally sat down with The…
Scooby Doo on Zombie Island
Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998) 🧟♂️🐾 “The movie that gave kids nightmares… and gave me my love for zombies.” — 🎥 Trailers Let’s start with showing you all the trailers, shall we? — 📝 Non-Spoiler Review If you haven’t visited this film yet, you’re missing out. This isn’t your average Scooby-Doo mystery where it’s “Old…
Dracula (1931)
Dracula (1931) 🦇 The cape’s iconic, the scares… not so much — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! Dracula (1931) Trailer — Non-Spoiler Thoughts Okay, so let’s rip into this one. Dracula (1931) is one of those…
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