🌲 Stand by Me (1986) Growing Up, One Track at a Time Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Set in the 1950s, Stand by Me follows four boys — Gordie, Chris, Teddy, and Vern — who set out on a two-day hike to find…
Category: Book Adaptations
Children Of The Corn (2020/2023)
🌽 Children of the Corn (2020/2023) Review “This crop should’ve stayed buried.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers teased a “modern reimagining” of Stephen King’s short story, but what audiences got was a confused, cheap-looking mess that proved not all horror needs resurrecting. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot…
Children Of The Corn (1984)
🌽 Children of the Corn (1984) Review “And on this farm, He Who Walks Behind the Rows.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers leaned heavily on the Stephen King connection, promising a terrifying story of children turned killers in a small Nebraska town. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot…
The Maze Runner The Death Cure (2018)
Maze Runner: The Death Cure (2018) The Cure is Worse Than the Disease — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — The Messiah Problem (Before We Even Begin) Let’s be real — one of the biggest issues with The Death Cure is the messiah trope. Thomas isn’t just a main…
The Maze Runner Scorch Trials (2015)
The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials (2015) When YA Meets Straight-Up Nightmare Fuel — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — 🍿 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The Gladers escape the Maze only to discover… things are worse outside. WCKD hasn’t saved them — it’s still manipulating them. Thomas, Newt, Minho, Teresa,…
The Maze Runner (2014)
The Maze Runner (2014) Running in Circles Has Never Been So Deadly — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — 🍿 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Thomas (Dylan O’Brien) wakes up in a mysterious elevator with no memory of who he is. He’s thrown into the Glade, a walled-off settlement surrounded by…
Marvel What If? Zombies Episode 5 (2021)
Marvel’s What If…? — Episode 5: Zombies 🧟♂️ “Earth’s Mightiest Heroes… turned Earth’s Deadliest Predators.” Yes this is a re-upload of a 2021 episode, but i thought it be fitting to repost this since the new spinoff or continuation called Marvel Zombies has just aired today. Let’s start by showing y’all the opening scene of…
Gotti (2018)
Gotti (2018) “Nepotism: The Motion Picture” 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown 📝 Gotti desperately wants to be Goodfellas. Instead, it plays like if Goodfellas was directed by your uncle who once read a Wikipedia page about the mob. The film follows John Gotti, the “Teflon Don,”…
The Mysterious Benedict Society Season 2 (2022)
🧭 The Mysterious Benedict Society Season 2 (2022) “Don’t fear the reaper, fear Disney+ cancellations.” — Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? 🎬 — Quick Disclaimer 🚨 Okay, listen. I’m already annoyed before even starting this review. Because — once again — Disney decided to yeet this show off Disney+ like it…
The Mysterious Benedict Society (2021)
The Mysterious Benedict Society Season 1 (2021) 🪣🧩 Four gifted kids, one bucket, and a villain who thinks subtlety is optional. — Disclaimer Before we even start — this show isn’t on Disney+ anymore. Yep. They pulled a “let’s yeet our own content into the void because money spreadsheets said so.” Same way they did…
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