🎄 A Christmas Carol (2009) 🎄👻 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we?(If only Disney had put “Warning: Will scar children for life” in here) — ⚠️ Warning: Yes, this is a Disney film. Yes, it’s rated PG. And yes… it’s also loaded with corpses, screaming ghosts, skeletal jump scares, and nightmare fuel…
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Arthur Christmas (2011)
Arthur Christmas (2011) 🎄🎁 “How the Claus Family Almost Caused a PR Nightmare” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — 🎯 Non-Spoiler Rundown Every Christmas, the Claus family pulls off a miracle — delivering billions of presents in a single night. But in Arthur Christmas, we see behind the scenes of the…
Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa (2002)
🎄 Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa (2002) 🎅 “The Christmas special you can’t unsee” — 📜 History Lesson (aka: How This Fever Dream Happened) Back in 2002, someone decided to make a heartwarming Christmas special… in theory. What we actually got was Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa, a CGI animated TV movie that…
A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)
A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965) “Good grief, Christmas is actually about something?” 🎄😔 — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Studio & Style 📺 This holiday staple was produced by Bill Melendez Productions for CBS in 1965, based on Charles Schulz’s Peanuts comic strip. What makes it unique is its…
The Year Without Santa Clause
The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974) Review Santa’s on strike, the Miser brothers steal the show 🎅❄️🔥 — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — 🎥 Production BackgroundThis film was made by Rankin/Bass Productions — the same studio that gave us Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Frosty the Snowman. You…
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) ✨ PSA: If your coworkers bury you alive for being different, don’t worry — they’ll ask you to save the company holiday party later. ✨ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — 🎄 The Studio & Style 🎄This is another holiday gem from Rankin/Bass Productions, the…
Frosty The Snowman
Frosty the Snowman (1969) Review “Do you want to build a snowman? Too late — he’s already alive.” ☃️✨ Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Also here’s the famous theme song we all know and love. — 📖 Studio & Animation Produced by Rankin/Bass Productions, the same studio behind Rudolph the Red-Nosed…
Ice Age: Collision Course (2016)
Ice Age: Collision Course (2016) Scrat in Space… and the Franchise Falls Apart 🚀🦣 — 🎬 Trailers Let’s start off by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Alao here’s the full soundtrack so y’all can enjoy. — ❄️ Non-Spoiler Rundown This fifth Ice Age film is where the series completely loses itself. It’s like they…
Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012)
Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012) Ice Age Goes Full Pirate — But Should It Have? 🏴☠️❄️ — 🎬 Trailers Also here’s the full soundtrack for y’all to enjoy. — 🧊 Non-Spoiler Rundown By the time Ice Age 4 rolled around, you could already feel the franchise running out of prehistoric steam. But surprisingly? I didn’t…
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009) 🦖 “When the Ice Age franchise said, ‘What if Jurassic Park but sillier?’” — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailer, shall we? Also here’s the full soundtrack to share with y’all. — 🐾 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Just when you think the Ice Age crew has seen…
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