⚠️ This film is rated R for intense violence, non-stop action, and a generous amount of swearing. Dog lovers… you’ve been through enough. You have been warned. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — So throughout this movie, John Wick (Keanu Reeves) is being hunted down after the bounty on his head…
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John Wick 1
⚠️ CONTENT WARNING: This film (and the whole franchise) is rated R for brutal violence, constant action, and heavy language. Also… to any dog lovers out there: turn back while you still can. This film starts off rough. You have been warned. 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Rundown:…
Ballerina From The World Of John Wick
Ballerina (2025) – Review ⚠️ Gore/Violence Warning: Like the other John Wick films, Ballerina features strong graphic violence, bloodshed, gun-fu, cult-related imagery, flamethrowers, close-range executions, and more. Viewer discretion is advised. Let’s start off by showing y’all the trailers to this film… so enjoy! Yeah, if y’all can’t tell by those trailers, this film is…
🕶️💣Mission Impossible The Finale Reckoning
let’s start by showing yall the trailers shall we? 🎬 So Where Do I Begin? Well I think we need to talk about the fact how this film was delayed. Remember back in 2023 how I reviewed Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part 1? Yeah go check that review out if u don’t, I recommend that…
⚡ Thunderbolts
🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning I should give y’all a warning ⚠️ — this film does deal with some heavy subjects, and I do mean heavy. For example, we get a backflash to one of Yelena’s training moments in the Red Room, which involved her luring a…
🪐 Spaceballs
💥 I Lost the Bleeps, the Sweeps, AND the Creeps! 🎬 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? Oh yes time to take a look at this timeless classic of a comedy, oh I forgot something. Oh right here’s the DVD menu. Okay, y’all. Buckle up.We are talking about Spaceballs — a movie…
📽️ Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008 Film)
🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 👾 The Animated Film That Started It All Yeah, today we’re diving into the classic animated Star Wars film that kicked off The Clone Wars show. Unfortunately, this film isn’t beloved by the fans—they call the animation ugly. Me personally? I actually liked this film…
🎬 Until Dawn: The Movie
Groundhog Day, But Dumber 🎥 Let’s Watch the Trailers, Shall We? 🧠 Ohhh boy, where do I even begin? Quick mention but the director of this film David F. Sandberg, gave us films such as Annabelle Creation (which to this day is still the best spinoff in the conjuring universe). He also gave us that…
Sinners
🎬 Sinners-VAMPIRE JIG ENERGY Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Yeah, unfortunately, I don’t know what Warner Brothers was thinking when they decided to just… spoil the whole dang movie in that final trailer. Like, hey—what if instead of teasing the vibe, we just tell y’all that Stack becomes a vampire? And Mary?…
🎬 Galaxy Quest – In A Galaxy Not So Far Away (Wait Wrong Franchise)
🧃 Bigly Malodorous Ego meets budget-shattering reality 🧁 Clarkcore Tribute The reason I’m reviewing this today is pretty personal. Last summer (2024), my dad’s brother Clark—one of my favorite uncles— passed away. I’ve still not gotten over it. Every Thanksgiving, back when I lived in California, Uncle Clark would come down from Boston to be…
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