⚡Stranger Things – Season 5 Part 2 (2025)⚡ “Holiday scheduling and plot stalling: the final boss duo.”And furthermore… is anything actually starting to matter? 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? First off, I’ll give Netflix credit for one thing this season: the trailer strategy has been weirdly clever. That first teaser…
Stranger Things – Season 5 Volume 1 (2025)
⚡️Stranger Things – Season 5 Part 1 (2025)⚡️ “The final season starts… and somehow feels like it’s still setting the table.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Before I even get into the episodes, I’ve gotta give the marketing team their flowers for ONE smart move. That first official teaser trailer…
Stranger Things Season 4 Volume 2 (2022)
Stranger Things Season 4 Part 2 Review 🔥🧇 Since Season 5 is releasing soon in 3 parts, I thought I’d re-tackle the first 4 seasons to ride the hype. — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Stranger Things 4 | Volume 2 Trailer Also here’s the iconic opening theme. Since season…
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Edward Scissorhands (1990) Love Cuts Deep ✂️❄️ 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🎄 A Quick Note I hope you all had a great holiday season. Posting this on December 31st feels like the perfect way to close the year—so let’s dive into a film that’s as timeless as snowfall….
Krampus (2015)
Krampus (2015) Review 🎄 “When Santa skips your house, his shadow arrives instead…” 👹 — ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️This film might be rated PG-13, but don’t let that fool you. Krampus is dark. We’re talking child-snatching, twisted holiday monsters, families being dragged screaming into the snow, and an ending that is equal parts haunting and…
The Christmas Chronicles 2 (2020)
The Christmas Chronicles 2 (2020) Review 🎅 “Santa’s Back… But So Are Those CGI Elves” 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — 📖 Studio & StyleJust like the first film, The Christmas Chronicles 2 is a Netflix original with the same glossy, digital-heavy look. Once again, it leans on CGI…
The Christmas Chronicles (2018)
The Christmas Chronicles (2018) Review 🎅 “Santa with Sideburns and a Netflix Budget” 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — 📖 Studio & StyleThe Christmas Chronicles is a Netflix original Christmas film, part of that streaming wave of “modern holiday classics” they keep trying to push. It leans on heavy…
Elf (2003)
Elf (2003) Review “The one Christmas movie that proves candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup can be an actual food group.” 🎄🍬 — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🏢 Studio & Style Produced by New Line Cinema and directed by Jon Favreau, Elf stands out because it’s a…
The Polar Express (2004)
The Polar Express (2004) Review All Aboard the Uncanny Valley Express 🚂👀❄️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 Today we take a look at the most infamously uncanny films to date. — 🎥 A Quick Note on the Studio & Animation Style The Polar Express was directed by Robert Zemeckis and…
Lego Star Wars Holiday Special (2020)
🎄 Lego Star Wars: The Holiday Special (2020) 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? 📽️ Who remembers this? Doesn’t matter — today we’re taking a look at this Lego special. — ❄️ Non-Spoiler Rundown ❄️ We follow our sequel-era gang: Finn, Poe Dameron, Chewbacca, and the rest of the crew as…
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