Kraven the Hunter (2024) 🦘🦒🦓🦍🦔🦛🐐🦎🕷🕸 The hunter who forgot what he was hunting. — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The marketing sold this as: R-rated brutality Savage antihero origin A darker Sony entry “We’re taking risks now” energy And honestly? For five minutes I almost believed it. Then the movie…
Madame Web (2024)
Madame Web (2024) 🕸🕷 Spider-Man’s shadow, but make it corporate and confused. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 (And yes, the trailer that gave us that infamous “my mom was studying spiders in the Amazon…” exposition dump that didn’t even survive the final cut. Iconic. For all the wrong reasons.)…
Cold Storage (2026
Cold Storage (2026) ☣️ Exploding deer, fluctuating nukes, and another zombie movie? But also an alien movie? — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ WARNING: THIS FILM IS GORY. We are talking: Chest cavities burst open with rib cages exposed Faces split apart Eyeballs popping Animals impaling themselves and exploding…
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants (2025)
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants (2025) 🧽⭐🌊 “Yo-Ho and a Pirates life for me, wait wrong franchise” Because I did not expect this movie to be as good as it ended up being. Released a week before Christmas 2025 (which is honestly a very weird release window for a SpongeBob pirate-Underworld adventure), Search for…
Reanimal
Reanimal (2026) 🌊🐑🩸 “After the Flood, there is nothing but a war zone” — ⚠️ Content Warning: This review discusses suicide imagery, war violence, child death, animal cruelty, body horror, possession themes, ritual sacrifice imagery, and disturbing content. Maybe some undertone message on giving birth and the loss of innocence. Reader discretion advised. Where Little…
Fallout Season 2
Fallout Season 2 (2025) 🏍🏜 “All The Chess Pieces Are In Place.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧭 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Season 2 takes everything Season 1 built and makes it darker. Not just bigger. Darker. This season isn’t about wandering the wasteland and discovering how crazy the world…
Iron Lung (2026)
Iron Lung (2026) 🩸🌊 A blood-soaked endurance test that I’m glad I survived… once. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning Iron Lung contains intense psychological horror, claustrophobic environments, disturbing imagery, themes of isolation and hopelessness, implied body horror, and sudden moments of shock that may be unsettling for some…
World War Z: The Walking Dead DLC (2026)
World War Z: The Walking Dead DLC (2026) 🧟♂️🧟♀️ A Walking Dead game that somehow works… and it’s not even a Walking Dead game — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Yes ive been looking forward to this ever since it’s been announced, and now its finally here, and what…
Stranger Things – Season 5 Volume 3 (2026)
⚡️Stranger Things – Season 5 Part 3 (2026)⚡️ Ten years later, and it all comes back to the basement. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Before I get into anything else, yes, this was played in theaters. Me and my two friends, my friend’s mother, and my cousin all went…
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026) A skull cathedral, a Satan concert, and the most gloriously unhinged sequel imaginable Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall? — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING ⚠️ Before anything else, this needs to be said upfront: this movie is extremely bloody and gory. Not “standard zombie movie gore.” Not…
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