🧟♂️ The Dead Don’t Die (2019) “The film where zombies aren’t the problem — boredom is.” — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — 🧟 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Jim Jarmusch’s The Dead Don’t Die…
Category: Zombies
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
🧟♂️ Shaun of the Dead (2004) 🧟♀️ “You’ve got red on you.” 🩸 — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🍿 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🎬 Shaun of the Dead isn’t just a zombie film—it’s the zombie rom-com (rom-zom-com as the creators cheekily called it). Directed by Edgar Wright, this movie takes…
Zombieland 2 Double Tap (2019)
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) 🧟♀️🎢 10 years later… and not much to show for it. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview After a decade-long wait, Zombieland: Double Tap tries to pick up right where the original left off. Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock are still roaming…
Zombieland (2009)
Zombieland (2009) 🧟♂️🔫 Nut up or shut up, folks. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Zombieland drops us into a post-apocalyptic America where zombies have overrun everything, but instead of bleak survival horror, we get a road trip comedy drenched in gore, snark, and rule-following paranoia. We…
Dead Snow 2 Red Vs. Dead (2014
Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead (2014) 🧟♂️ 🧟♂️🚑 “New arm, who dis?” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️Both Dead Snow films lean hard into gore, splatter, and over-the-top violence. Think intestines being used as ropes, heads being crushed like melons, and enough blood sprays to make Tarantino…
Dead Snow (2009)
Dead Snow (2009) 🧟♂️ Quippy title: 🧟♂️❄️ “Ski Trip? More like Death Trip.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️Both Dead Snow films lean hard into gore, splatter, and over-the-top violence. Think intestines being used as ropes, heads being crushed like melons, and enough blood sprays to make Tarantino…
Zombie Army 4 Dead War (2020)
🧟♂️ Zombie Army 4: Dead War (2020) 🧟♀️ “Bigger, bloodier, and somehow even dumber — and I mean that in the best way.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️These games lean heavily into Nazi imagery, occult experimentation, and gruesome depictions of death and gore. For some of…
Zombie Army Trilogy (2015)
🧟♂️ Zombie Army Trilogy (2015) 🧟♀️ “Nazis, zombies, and occult nonsense — all crammed into one over-the-top shooter.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️These games lean heavily into Nazi imagery, occult experimentation, and gruesome depictions of death and gore. For some of y’all, that subject matter may…
Overlord (2018)
🧟♂️ Overlord (2018) 🧟♀️ 💀 Nazis, the occult, and the undead — WWII reimagined as a horror nightmare 💀 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Official Trailer – Overlord (2018) Trailer Talk: Hells Bells and Nazi Hell If there’s one trailer that stuck in my head before walking into Overlord,…
Tales From The Walking Dead
Tales of the Walking Dead – Season 1 — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🧠 Now before we dive into anything… let’s talk about how dumb this show is. The concept? Anthology episodes exploring different stories across the apocalypse. Sounds cool, right? Execution? Absolute mid. Most of these episodes…
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