House of the Dead (2003) “Brains? No. Budget? Nope. Just Boll.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — A Quick Note on Uwe Boll Before diving into this “film,” we need to talk about the man who cursed it into existence: Uwe Boll. This guy has the reputation of being…
Category: Zombies
Overkills The Walking Dead (2018)
Overkill’s The Walking Dead (2018) 🧟♂️🎮 The Walking Dead game that didn’t even survive three months — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers The trailers promised us a gritty, co-op survival game with the weight of The Walking Dead name behind it. Instead, we got a clunky mess that disappeared…
Warm Bodies (2013)
🧟♂️ Warm Bodies (2013) “When Zombies Got Twilight’d 🧟♂️💔✨” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? 🎥 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here’s the deal: Warm Bodies tries to take the zombie apocalypse and turn it into a romance. Yup. A love story between a zombie and a human girl. Sounds bold, maybe…
Resident Evil Infinite Darkness (2021)
Resident Evil: Infinite Darkness (2021) “Infinite Darkness, Finite Ideas” 🎬 Let’s start by showing you the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Resident Evil: Infinite Darkness is a four-episode CGI-animated Netflix series released in 2021, set in 2006 between Resident Evil 4 and Resident Evil 5. Leon S. Kennedy (Nick Apostolides) and Claire…
Resident Evil 3 Remake (2020)
Resident Evil 3 Remake (2020) “Run, Jill, run — because Nemesis doesn’t take coffee breaks.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This time you’re Jill Valentine, the same Jill from the mansion nightmare, and she’s stuck in Raccoon City right as everything completely collapses. Zombies…
Resident Evil 2 Remake (2019)
Resident Evil 2 Remake (2019) “Puzzles, panic, and a police station that should’ve just burned down.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So you’ve got Leon Kennedy, rookie cop on his first damn day, and Claire Redfield, college student just trying to find her brother….
Resident Evil 1 (1996)
Resident Evil (1996) “Welcome to the mansion of bad voice acting and worse life choices.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here’s the setup: you’re part of the STARS team (basically SWAT with cooler patches) sent into the creepy Spencer Mansion after people go…
COD Zombies
Call of Duty: Zombies 🧟♂️ “When Shooting the Undead Feels Like a Group Project That Never Ends” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Not a True Zombie Game As much fun as Undead Nightmare is, it’s worth pointing out this isn’t really a “zombie game” in the traditional sense. It’s a…
Red Dead Redemption Undead Nightmare (2010)
Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare (2010) Six-Shooters, Shuffling Corpses, and a Cowboy Apocalypse 🤠🧟♂️ — 🎥 Trailer Time Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📝 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Undead Nightmare isn’t just DLC — it’s practically a whole game on its own. Instead of bandits, coyotes, and government agents, John Marston…
Kingdom Seasons 1-2 (2019-2020)
Kingdom (2019–2020) 🧟♂️ “Plague of the Joseon Dynasty 👑🧟” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Season 1: Season 2: — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Netflix’s Kingdom takes us to feudal Korea during the Joseon dynasty, blending a gripping political drama with some of the most horrifying depictions of zombies put to screen….
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