🧟♂️ Ben and Ed (2015) The zombie obstacle course you probably forgot existed — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers The trailer for Ben and Ed promised pure absurdity: a zombie forced to run a deadly obstacle course for the amusement of a dystopian audience. Lasers, buzzsaws, bottomless pits —…
Category: Zombies
The Maze Runner The Death Cure (2018)
Maze Runner: The Death Cure (2018) The Cure is Worse Than the Disease — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — The Messiah Problem (Before We Even Begin) Let’s be real — one of the biggest issues with The Death Cure is the messiah trope. Thomas isn’t just a main…
The Maze Runner Scorch Trials (2015)
The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials (2015) When YA Meets Straight-Up Nightmare Fuel — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — 🍿 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The Gladers escape the Maze only to discover… things are worse outside. WCKD hasn’t saved them — it’s still manipulating them. Thomas, Newt, Minho, Teresa,…
The Maze Runner (2014)
The Maze Runner (2014) Running in Circles Has Never Been So Deadly — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — 🍿 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Thomas (Dylan O’Brien) wakes up in a mysterious elevator with no memory of who he is. He’s thrown into the Glade, a walled-off settlement surrounded by…
House of The Dead Movie (2003)
House of the Dead (2003) “Brains? No. Budget? Nope. Just Boll.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — A Quick Note on Uwe Boll Before diving into this “film,” we need to talk about the man who cursed it into existence: Uwe Boll. This guy has the reputation of being…
Overkills The Walking Dead (2018)
Overkill’s The Walking Dead (2018) 🧟♂️🎮 The Walking Dead game that didn’t even survive three months — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers The trailers promised us a gritty, co-op survival game with the weight of The Walking Dead name behind it. Instead, we got a clunky mess that disappeared…
Warm Bodies (2013)
🧟♂️ Warm Bodies (2013) “When Zombies Got Twilight’d 🧟♂️💔✨” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? 🎥 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here’s the deal: Warm Bodies tries to take the zombie apocalypse and turn it into a romance. Yup. A love story between a zombie and a human girl. Sounds bold, maybe…
Resident Evil Infinite Darkness (2021)
Resident Evil: Infinite Darkness (2021) “Infinite Darkness, Finite Ideas” 🎬 Let’s start by showing you the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Resident Evil: Infinite Darkness is a four-episode CGI-animated Netflix series released in 2021, set in 2006 between Resident Evil 4 and Resident Evil 5. Leon S. Kennedy (Nick Apostolides) and Claire…
Resident Evil 3 Remake (2020)
Resident Evil 3 Remake (2020) “Run, Jill, run — because Nemesis doesn’t take coffee breaks.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This time you’re Jill Valentine, the same Jill from the mansion nightmare, and she’s stuck in Raccoon City right as everything completely collapses. Zombies…
Resident Evil 2 Remake (2019)
Resident Evil 2 Remake (2019) “Puzzles, panic, and a police station that should’ve just burned down.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So you’ve got Leon Kennedy, rookie cop on his first damn day, and Claire Redfield, college student just trying to find her brother….
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