Octavius Grimwood’s Graveyard Guide (2009) Review ⚰️ The Creepiest Doorway Into Folklore You Could Hand a Kid — 📖 Non-Spoiler Rundown This is one of those books that pretends to be for kids… but honestly, it’s creepy enough that parents probably had to check under the bed after letting their child read it. Inside its…
Category: Zombies
Walking Dead No Man’s Land (2015)
🧟 The Walking Dead: No Man’s Land (2015) Review “The apocalypse never ends — it just keeps getting updates.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The original trailers sold No Man’s Land as the definitive Walking Dead mobile experience — a mix of tactical combat, survival, and base-building. Featuring…
Zombie Gunship (2011)
🛩️ Zombie Gunship (2011) Review “Death from above has never been this satisfying.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised a fresh twist on the zombie genre: instead of running from the horde, you’re sitting safely in the sky, unleashing destruction with military-grade firepower. Think Call of…
Into The Dead 2 (2017)
🧟 Into the Dead 2 (2017) Review “This time, you’re not just running — you’re running for family.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers for Into the Dead 2 promised something the first game didn’t have: an actual story. Same endless running through swarms of zombies, but…
Into The Dead (2012)
🧟 Into the Dead (2012) Review “Run fast, die faster.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Dark skies. A crashed helicopter. And then… the growls. The trailers for Into the Dead promised a relentless first-person zombie runner where survival is your only goal. No safe zones, no happy endings…
Stubbs The Zombie (2005)
🧟♂️ Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse (2005) Review “The Fedora Wearing Zombie Who Beat Left 4 Dead to the Punch” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Before we get into this, yes, they actually marketed a game where you play as a smooth-talking zombie salesman in a…
Ben and Ed (2015)
🧟♂️ Ben and Ed (2015) The zombie obstacle course you probably forgot existed — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers The trailer for Ben and Ed promised pure absurdity: a zombie forced to run a deadly obstacle course for the amusement of a dystopian audience. Lasers, buzzsaws, bottomless pits —…
The Maze Runner The Death Cure (2018)
Maze Runner: The Death Cure (2018) The Cure is Worse Than the Disease — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — The Messiah Problem (Before We Even Begin) Let’s be real — one of the biggest issues with The Death Cure is the messiah trope. Thomas isn’t just a main…
The Maze Runner Scorch Trials (2015)
The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials (2015) When YA Meets Straight-Up Nightmare Fuel — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — 🍿 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The Gladers escape the Maze only to discover… things are worse outside. WCKD hasn’t saved them — it’s still manipulating them. Thomas, Newt, Minho, Teresa,…
The Maze Runner (2014)
The Maze Runner (2014) Running in Circles Has Never Been So Deadly — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — 🍿 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Thomas (Dylan O’Brien) wakes up in a mysterious elevator with no memory of who he is. He’s thrown into the Glade, a walled-off settlement surrounded by…
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