The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) Review 🦖📽 “Life Finds a Way… Again” 🎥 Trailer TimeLet’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — ⚠️ Content & Tone Warning ⚠️This one is darker, scarier, and a lot more brutal than…
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Jurassic Park (1993)
Jurassic Park (1993) 🦖🎬 “Life, Uh… Finds a Way.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Yall know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Overview Steven Spielberg’s Jurassic Park isn’t just a blockbuster — it’s a cultural earthquake. Based on Michael Crichton’s…
IT Welcome to Derry Episode 4 (2025)
It: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 4 Review “Halfway to Derry, all the way to disappointment.” 💀 Halfway Through, and I’m Losing Interest — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📉 Halfway Point Thoughts — and the “Stephen King Seal of Approval” Problem We’ve officially hit the halfway mark…
Riders Republic (2021)
🎿🚵♂️🪂 Riders Republic (2021) Review 🏂🚴♀️🏔️ “Riders Republic – The Theme Park of Gravity’s Worst Nightmares” 🎿🚴🪂 🎥 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Overview I don’t usually touch sports games, and online-only titles are usually a hard pass for me too. But Riders Republic? It broke my rulebook. Ubisoft created something that feels less like a…
Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025)
Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025) “Now You See Me 3: Now You Don’t… Because I Stopped Watching” 🎩✨ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — ⚠️ Content Warning Sustained peril, gunfire, and a dangerous overdose of “we swear this is clever” dialogue. May cause whiplash from eye-rolling too…
Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
🎃 :The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) Review 🎄 This Is Halloween, This Is Perfection — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview In the creepy, kooky world of Halloween Town, Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King, rules over spooks, scares, and everything that goes bump in the night. But Jack…
Now You See Me 2 (2016)
Now You See Me 2 (2016) “Now You See Me… and now you kinda wish you didn’t.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A year after outsmarting the FBI, The Four Horsemen (with one replacement, Lula, since Henley’s just gone without explanation 🙃) resurface…
Now You See Me (2013)
Now You See Me (2013) “The closer you look, the less you’ll see.” 🎥 Trailers First — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Four magicians from different backgrounds — Daniel Atlas (Jesse Eisenberg), Merritt McKinney (Woody Harrelson), Henley Reeves (Isla Fisher), and Jack Wilder (Dave Franco) — are brought together by mysterious invitations. A year later, they’re performing…
Bill Nye The Science Guy (1993-1998)
Bill Nye the Science Guy (1993–1998) 🔬📺 “Science Rules!” — 📺 Let’s start by showing y’all the intro theme song, shall we? Bill Nye the Science Guy Theme — 📖 Non-Spoiler Overview Bill Nye the Science Guy wasn’t just a kids’ show — it was a phenomenon. Airing from 1993 to 1998, the series took…
Macgyver (1985-1992)
MacGyver (1985–1992) 🔧📺 “The Paperclip Is Mightier Than the Sword.” — 🎶 Let’s start by showing y’all the theme song, shall we? MacGyver Theme Song — 🔧 How I Found MacGyver Funny enough, my first taste of MacGyver didn’t come from the show itself — it came from MythBusters. They dedicated an entire episode to…
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