Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva la Fiesta! (2012) 🐶 From Warrior Dogs to… Doggy Spa Packages — 🎬 Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Chloe, Papi, and the whole Chihuahua family move into a luxury dog-friendly hotel. Instead of robberies or Aztec temples, the story centers…
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Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 (2011)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 (2011) 🐶 From Papi’s Love Poems to Delgado’s Trauma Dump — 🎬 Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The sequel drops the Aztec warrior lore (probably too expensive) and swaps it for “puppies and family values.” Chloe and Papi are now parents…
Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008) 🐶 The Chihuahuas Will Rise — and So Will Your Eyebrows — 🎬 Trailers Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview On paper, it’s “rich lady’s spoiled Chihuahua gets lost in Mexico and has to find her way home.” In practice, it’s a Disney…
Marley and Me (2008)
🐶 Marley & Me (2008) Review – Emotional Blackmail: The Movie Trailers 🎥 Let’s start with showing you all the trailers, shall we? If you only watched the trailer, you’d think this was a fun rom-com with Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson trying to raise a wild puppy. All slapstick. All “Marley chews the couch,…
Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010)
🐾 Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010) Review Trailers 🎥 Let’s start with showing you all the trailers, shall we? Warner Bros tried to sell this as “bigger, louder, more 3D!!” Dogs in jetpacks, pigeons with attitude, Bette Midler hamming it up as a shaved evil cat. It looked less like a…
Cats & Dogs (2001)
🐾 Cats & Dogs (2001) Review Trailers 🎥 Let’s start with showing you all the trailers, shall we? Early 2000s marketing really said, “You thought your pets were boring? WRONG. They’re secret spies waging war under your nose!” Lots of quick cuts of dogs in lab coats, cats pressing buttons, and a narrator screaming “CATS……
The Call Of The Wild (2020)
The Call of the Wild (2020) When your co-star is an uncanny valley nightmare — 🎥 Opening Let’s start with showing you all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Thoughts This movie is such a weird contradiction. On one hand, it’s visually stunning — sweeping shots of snowy landscapes, rivers, mountains, and a kind of…
A Dogs Purpose (2017)
A Dog’s Purpose (2017) 🐶 “A Movie or Just Emotional Blackmail?” — Let’s start with showing you all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 🐾 Non-Spoiler Thoughts This movie? 0/10. Not even pity points. It’s not a film—it’s a weaponized tear…
Underdog (2007)
🐶 Underdog (2007) “There’s no need to fear—campy Disney is here.” — 🎬 Here’s the Opening, enjoy the opening. Before we even dig in, let’s set the stage. The movie opens with a cop dog gone wrong, a washout who suddenly finds himself injected with strange chemicals that turn him into… well, you guessed it……
Universal Studios Flordia
Universal Studios Florida 🎢 Butterbeer, Aliens, and Nostalgia Overload 🎢 — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Trailer Talk 🎬 If you haven’t visited Universal Studios Florida, you’re missing out. Plain and simple. This isn’t just a theme park — it’s stepping into the movies you grew up with. And for me,…
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