Temple Run 2 (2013) Review 🏞️ Indiana Jones Goes 3D Arcade Chaos — 🎥 Trailers Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Rundown Temple Run 2 takes the addictive formula of the original and cranks everything to eleven. The cursed idol is back, but now the world is far more…
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Temple Run (2011)
Temple Run (2011) Review 🏃♂️ Swipe, Jump, Die, Repeat — 🎥 Trailers Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Rundown You’ve stolen a cursed idol. Now, giant demon monkeys want you dead. The game is endless running—turns, jumps, slides, and inevitable death. The longer you last, the faster and harder…
The Unsinkable Walker Bean (2010)
The Unsinkable Walker Bean (2010) – Review ⚓ Cursed Skulls, Sea Witches, and the Call of Pirate Adventure — 📖 Non-Spoiler Rundown The Unsinkable Walker Bean by Aaron Renier is a standalone graphic novel that plunges you into a pirate adventure with a cursed skull, sea witches, and a boy who’s more inventor than fighter….
The Adventures Of TinTin (1929–1976) – Franchise
The Adventures of Tintin (1929–1976) – Franchise Review 🌍 The Boy Reporter Who Launched a World of Adventure — 📖 Personal Connection For me, Tintin isn’t just a comic series — it’s a cornerstone of how I fell in love with adventure stories and archaeology. My mom grew up with these books, and she passed…
Argylle (2024)
Argylle (2024) Spycraft by Mad Libs: four plot twists and a cat walk into a screenplay… Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! 🎬 A Director Who Can’t Get Out of His Own Way Let’s talk about Matthew…
The King’s Man (2021)
The King’s Man (2021) 🪦 Or: How to Accidentally Make a War Drama, a Meme Dance Video, and a Sheep Commercial All in One Movie — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers promised us a stylish, over-the-top Kingsman prequel. You know, more umbrella fights, slick suits, British sass. What…
Kingsmen The Golden Circle (2017)
Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) 🍔 Or: The One That Made Me Never Want to Eat a Burger Again — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers made this look like another stylish, cheeky, British spy romp—Eggsy in his suit, gadgets galore, Channing Tatum front and center as the cool…
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) 🕴️ Or: The Perfect Cocktail of Action, Absurdity, and Exploding Heads — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers promised a fresh, stylish, slightly unhinged spy movie — and for once, that’s exactly what we got. Kingsman: The Secret Service takes the tired James Bond…
SpongeBob SquarePants: Titans of the Tide (2025)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Titans of the Tide (2025) “When Cutting the Line Turns Into Cutting Reality in Half” 🌊👻⚔️ — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥🍿 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🧽⚓ It all begins on “Extra Special Offer Day” at the Krusty Krab. The Flying Dutchman is waiting patiently in line like…
Bolt (2008)
Bolt (2008) 🐶 The Dog, the Myth, the Super-Bark — 🎬 Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Bolt is Disney’s meta spin on the superhero genre, told through the eyes of an adorable white shepherd. The twist? Bolt thinks he’s actually a super-dog with heat vision,…
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