The Angry Birds Movie 2 (2019) 🐦💥❄️ “Twice the Birds, Twice the Cringe.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The sequel picks up after Red and his friends defeated the pigs. Now, Red (Jason Sudeikis) basks in his hero status, constantly defending Bird Island from pig attacks…
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Angry Birds (2016)
The Angry Birds Movie (2016) 🐦💥🐷 “From Addictive App to Aggressively Average Animation.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎮 Where It All Began Before there was a movie, there was the Angry Birds app — a game that practically everyone had on their phone back in the early 2010s. I’ll…
Detective Pikachu (2019)
Detective Pikachu (2019) 🔍⚡ “Case Closed? Not Quite.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Detective Pikachu takes us into Ryme City, a neon-soaked metropolis where humans and Pokémon live side by side. When Tim Goodman (Justice Smith) learns his detective father has gone missing,…
Ice Age: Adventures of Buck Wild (2022)
❄️ Ice Age: Adventures of Buck Wild (2022) 🦴 When the Ice Age franchise hit extinction Let’s start with showing y’all the trailer… so enjoy! — 📝 Non-Spoiler Rundown Here’s the thing: Ice Age: Adventures of Buck Wild is less of a movie and more of a corporate “we still own this IP, so let’s…
Ice Age: Collision Course (2016)
Ice Age: Collision Course (2016) Scrat in Space… and the Franchise Falls Apart 🚀🦣 — 🎬 Trailers Let’s start off by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Alao here’s the full soundtrack so y’all can enjoy. — ❄️ Non-Spoiler Rundown This fifth Ice Age film is where the series completely loses itself. It’s like they…
Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012)
Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012) Ice Age Goes Full Pirate — But Should It Have? 🏴☠️❄️ — 🎬 Trailers Also here’s the full soundtrack for y’all to enjoy. — 🧊 Non-Spoiler Rundown By the time Ice Age 4 rolled around, you could already feel the franchise running out of prehistoric steam. But surprisingly? I didn’t…
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009) 🦖 “When the Ice Age franchise said, ‘What if Jurassic Park but sillier?’” — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailer, shall we? Also here’s the full soundtrack to share with y’all. — 🐾 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Just when you think the Ice Age crew has seen…
Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)
❄️ Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006) “Global warming but make it funny, somehow.” — 🎬 Trailers Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Also here’s the soundtrack to share with y’all. — 🌍 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown The herd is back! Manny (Ray Romano), Sid (John Leguizamo), Diego (Denis Leary), and of course Scrat…
Ice Age: (2002)
❄️ Ice Age: (2002) “When the end of the world is freezing cold… adopt a baby, why not?” — 🎥 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Also here’s the full soundtrack to share with y’all. — 🐘 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Ice Age is the film that started it all. Set during the…
Thanksgiving (2023)
Thanksgiving (2023) 🦃 “Nothing says the holidays like a masked pilgrim serving trauma for dinner.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING: This is a mean, gruesome, holiday-themed massacre of a movie. Lots of gore, lots of violence, and a surprising amount of “wow, Eli Roth really woke up…
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