The King’s Man (2021) 🪦 Or: How to Accidentally Make a War Drama, a Meme Dance Video, and a Sheep Commercial All in One Movie — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers promised us a stylish, over-the-top Kingsman prequel. You know, more umbrella fights, slick suits, British sass. What…
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Kingsmen The Golden Circle (2017)
Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) 🍔 Or: The One That Made Me Never Want to Eat a Burger Again — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers made this look like another stylish, cheeky, British spy romp—Eggsy in his suit, gadgets galore, Channing Tatum front and center as the cool…
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva la Fiesta! (2012)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva la Fiesta! (2012) 🐶 From Warrior Dogs to… Doggy Spa Packages — 🎬 Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Chloe, Papi, and the whole Chihuahua family move into a luxury dog-friendly hotel. Instead of robberies or Aztec temples, the story centers…
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 (2011)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 (2011) 🐶 From Papi’s Love Poems to Delgado’s Trauma Dump — 🎬 Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The sequel drops the Aztec warrior lore (probably too expensive) and swaps it for “puppies and family values.” Chloe and Papi are now parents…
Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008) 🐶 The Chihuahuas Will Rise — and So Will Your Eyebrows — 🎬 Trailers Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview On paper, it’s “rich lady’s spoiled Chihuahua gets lost in Mexico and has to find her way home.” In practice, it’s a Disney…
Isle of Dogs (2018)
Isle of Dogs (2018) 🐕 “When Wes Anderson makes a dog movie but forgets people actually love dogs.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailer / Opening Hype When Isle of Dogs was first teased, it looked like a slam dunk: Wes Anderson doing stop-motion again, but this time about…
Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) Review 🦖📽 “When Dinosaurs Met Mansions and Clones” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailer Time Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — ⚠️ Content WarningThis film goes heavier on darker imagery (dinos torn apart, mercenaries mauled, the…
Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025)
Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025) “Now You See Me 3: Now You Don’t… Because I Stopped Watching” 🎩✨ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — ⚠️ Content Warning Sustained peril, gunfire, and a dangerous overdose of “we swear this is clever” dialogue. May cause whiplash from eye-rolling too…
Now You See Me 2 (2016)
Now You See Me 2 (2016) “Now You See Me… and now you kinda wish you didn’t.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A year after outsmarting the FBI, The Four Horsemen (with one replacement, Lula, since Henley’s just gone without explanation 🙃) resurface…
Echo (2024)
Echo (2024) “The Sound of Missed Potential” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — 🌐 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Echo is meant to be a gritty spinoff from Hawkeye, focusing on Maya Lopez (Alaqua Cox) after her confrontation with Wilson Fisk at the end of that series. It was also…
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