Silent Night (2023) – Review 🎄🌲 🎄 “John Woo said ‘what if Home Alone grew up, joined a biker gang, and stopped talking?’” 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? No, nothing related to the classic horror slasher Silent Night. — ⚠️ Warning Before We Begin ⚠️ This movie is extremely violent….
Category: So Bad It’s Bad
Black Christmas (2019)
Black Christmas (2019) 🎄🔪 “The remake that tried to say something… and said nothing.” 🎬 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! ⚠️ Content Warning This movie deals with assault themes, cult imagery, and violence.It’s also… incredibly messy…
Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022)
🎄🔪 Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022) When Santa upgrades from milk and cookies to murder and carnage. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — ⚠️ Warning This movie is loud, vulgar, neon-drenched, soaked in alcohol and attitude, and absolutely not for everyone.If you don’t like abrasive characters, grindhouse vibes, or metal-album…
The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018)
The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018) “A movie so pretty you almost forget nothing actually happens.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎄 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This is Disney’s attempt to take the classical Nutcracker ballet and turn it into a big-budget fantasy epic.Keyword: attempt. The story follows Clara,…
The Nutcracker 3D (2010)
The Nutcracker in 3D (2010) 🎄🐭💀 The one Christmas film that belongs in the uncanny valley graveyard — 📺 Trailers Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — 🏭 Who Made This? This disaster came out in 2010, directed by Andrei Konchalovsky. Supposedly it was based on The Nutcracker and the Mouse…
Ice Age: Adventures of Buck Wild (2022)
❄️ Ice Age: Adventures of Buck Wild (2022) 🦴 When the Ice Age franchise hit extinction Let’s start with showing y’all the trailer… so enjoy! — 📝 Non-Spoiler Rundown Here’s the thing: Ice Age: Adventures of Buck Wild is less of a movie and more of a corporate “we still own this IP, so let’s…
Ice Age: Collision Course (2016)
Ice Age: Collision Course (2016) Scrat in Space… and the Franchise Falls Apart 🚀🦣 — 🎬 Trailers Let’s start off by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Alao here’s the full soundtrack so y’all can enjoy. — ❄️ Non-Spoiler Rundown This fifth Ice Age film is where the series completely loses itself. It’s like they…
Thanksgiving (2023)
Thanksgiving (2023) 🦃 “Nothing says the holidays like a masked pilgrim serving trauma for dinner.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING: This is a mean, gruesome, holiday-themed massacre of a movie. Lots of gore, lots of violence, and a surprising amount of “wow, Eli Roth really woke up…
Kung Fu Panda 4 (2024)
Kung Fu Panda 4 (2024) 🥟 “The panda returns… but should he have?” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 🌸 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Po (Jack Black) is told by Shifu (Dustin Hoffman) that it’s time for…
Argylle (2024)
Argylle (2024) Spycraft by Mad Libs: four plot twists and a cat walk into a screenplay… Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! 🎬 A Director Who Can’t Get Out of His Own Way Let’s talk about Matthew…
Judicious Jarrod's Every-Flavor Entertainment and Media Reviews 