The Angry Birds Movie (2016) 🐦💥🐷 “From Addictive App to Aggressively Average Animation.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎮 Where It All Began Before there was a movie, there was the Angry Birds app — a game that practically everyone had on their phone back in the early 2010s. I’ll…
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Detective Pikachu (2019)
Detective Pikachu (2019) 🔍⚡ “Case Closed? Not Quite.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Detective Pikachu takes us into Ryme City, a neon-soaked metropolis where humans and Pokémon live side by side. When Tim Goodman (Justice Smith) learns his detective father has gone missing,…
Kraven the Hunter (2024)
Kraven the Hunter (2024) 🦘🦒🦓🦍🦔🦛🐐🦎🕷🕸 The hunter who forgot what he was hunting. — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The marketing sold this as: R-rated brutality Savage antihero origin A darker Sony entry “We’re taking risks now” energy And honestly? For five minutes I almost believed it. Then the movie…
Madame Web (2024)
Madame Web (2024) 🕸🕷 Spider-Man’s shadow, but make it corporate and confused. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 (And yes, the trailer that gave us that infamous “my mom was studying spiders in the Amazon…” exposition dump that didn’t even survive the final cut. Iconic. For all the wrong reasons.)…
Stranger Things – Season 5 Volume Two Review (2025)
⚡Stranger Things – Season 5 Part 2 (2025)⚡ “Holiday scheduling and plot stalling: the final boss duo.”And furthermore… is anything actually starting to matter? 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? First off, I’ll give Netflix credit for one thing this season: the trailer strategy has been weirdly clever. That first teaser…
Stranger Things – Season 5 Volume 1 (2025)
⚡️Stranger Things – Season 5 Part 1 (2025)⚡️ “The final season starts… and somehow feels like it’s still setting the table.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Before I even get into the episodes, I’ve gotta give the marketing team their flowers for ONE smart move. That first official teaser trailer…
Dear Santa (2024)
Dear Santa (2024) 🎄🔥 “A typo, a devil, and 90 minutes of regret.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers sell this as a cheeky, edgy Christmas comedy where a kid accidentally writes to Satan instead of Santa and chaos ensues. Cool concept… for a 30-second skit. The problem?The…
Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa (2002)
🎄 Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa (2002) 🎅 “The Christmas special you can’t unsee” — 📜 History Lesson (aka: How This Fever Dream Happened) Back in 2002, someone decided to make a heartwarming Christmas special… in theory. What we actually got was Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa, a CGI animated TV movie that…
Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer (2000)
🦌🎄 Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (2000) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — 🎵 The Song That Started It All Before we get into the “movie” (and I use that term loosely), let’s talk about the origins. This film is based on the novelty Christmas song “Grandma Got Run Over…
Red One (2024)
Red One (2024) “When Christmas Magic Meets… Absolutely Nothing New.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? (And yes — this review is late. But honestly, this movie wasn’t exactly begging me to rush out a masterpiece critique.) Because there is clearly not enough Christmas movies, I mean seriously at this point…
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