🔥 Hellboy (2019) 🔥 “A Hell of a mess.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Unlike Guillermo del Toro’s original duology, this reboot went in a wildly different direction. Directed by Neil Marshall, rated R for “strong bloody violence and gore throughout, and language,” this Hellboy…
Category: So Bad It’s Bad
The Mummy 2017
🏺 The Mummy (2017) Review Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Since this is a Universal film, Yall know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This time, the mummy isn’t Imhotep but a high priestess named Ahmanet. Buried alive for her crimes, she awakens…
Bill and Ted Bogus Journey
Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey (1991) 🤖💀 “You May Be a King or a Little Street Sweeper, but Sooner or Later, You Dance with the Reaper” — 🎥 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers Shall We? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Unlike the first film, this sequel doesn’t really lean on time travel. Instead,…
The Conjuring 3
The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021) Or better yet: The Witch Made Me Do It Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning: Contains courtroom boredom, hammer-swinging husbands, and a movie that lies to your face with its own title. The Real Case vs. The Movie The…
The Snowman (2017)
WARNING: This film is rated R for strong gore, violence, and language. Viewer discretion is advised. Spoiler Alert: This review contains full spoilers. You’ve been warned. Proceed at your own risk. ⚠️ My Rating: -2/10. Yes, that’s a negative score. This film somehow owes me points. Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what…
Army of the Dead
Ok how do I start this…..this film is utter shite…..I don’t get the praise around Zack Snyder, nor will I ever get the hype around him……there’s only 2 movies of his I actually liked….. Watchmen Justice League Snyder Cut Now I also think the major glaring problem with this film is that it’s directed by…
Scoob! (2020 Film)
Let’s start off with the trailers: So here my review on the Scooby Doo film….. It’s bad in my opinion or just meh…. Let me get into details… The plot is Scooby Doo and shaggy team up with blue falcon and dynomutt to defeat the villian Dick dastardly, before her opens the gate to the…
The Curse Of La Llorona
The Curse of La Llorona (2019) America takes Mexican folklore, dunks it in chlorine, and calls it horror. — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📚 Folklore vs. Film The Legend: La Llorona is one of Mexico’s most famous ghost stories — the “weeping woman” who drowned her children after heartbreak…
Annabelle Comes Home
Annabelle Comes Home (2019) The world’s first R-rated PG movie 🙄 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 😬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This one’s rough. This is by far the weakest of the Annabelle trilogy, and honestly one of the weakest in the Conjuring universe period. It’s supposed to be…
Annabelle
Annabelle (2014) The Doll That Does Absolutely Nothing 😴 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 😬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This movie is supposed to be the terrifying origin of the Annabelle doll. Instead, it’s basically a snooze-fest where a porcelain doll sits around doing nothing while the script tries…
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