Fant4stic (2015) Review 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? (I’m not responsible for your boredom, confusion, or sudden craving for a better movie.) — 🧠 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Four young people get powers from an alternate dimension and then… nothing happens. No, seriously. This film takes the Fantastic Four origin story,…
Category: So Bad It’s Bad
🕶️💣Mission Impossible The Finale Reckoning
let’s start by showing yall the trailers shall we? 🎬 So Where Do I Begin? Well I think we need to talk about the fact how this film was delayed. Remember back in 2023 how I reviewed Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part 1? Yeah go check that review out if u don’t, I recommend that…
🧠Velma
“How to Burn a Franchise in Two Seasons Flat” 💀 Ohhhhhhh Boy, Where Do I Even Begin? That’s right: abysmal. This show singlehandedly ruined the character of Velma for me. Plus, this show has made everyone hate it—both the left and the right side. Wow, good job, show. You’ve legitimately brought America together. This is…
💀 Star Wars: The Acolyte
This Revenge of the 5th was brought to you by shirtless Siths, pop songs, and zero respect for canon. 🎥Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🙄 I Didn’t Want To… But I Had To Ohhhhhhhh boy. Look—I’ve been trying to avoid watching this series and reviewing it. But I felt I needed…
✨🗡️ Star Wars: Tales of the Empire
🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Yeah, it’s time to rip the bandage off and review this series once and for all. Also yes, this show—just like Bad Batch—uses the same animation as The Clone Wars. So in a way, we can connect these side projects to Clone Wars and say…
Resident Evil Welcome To Racoon City
Resident Evil Welcome To Racoon City: Let’s start off with the trailers before I get to far. Can’t believe it took me this long to get around to this review, oh wait a minute, yes I can because I’ve been trying to avoid this film. And for good reasons btw, the first sin was them…
A Minecraft Movie
A Minecraft Movie: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Uhhhhhhh- Uhhhhhhh- Uhhhhhhh- Uhhhhhhh- UHHHHHHHH!- Yeah uh where do I begin, well firstly if we’re going off the trailers then idk what the heck any of this is! Yes, it’s titled Minecraft. But calling this Minecraft should be a crime. Ain’t nothing about…
Saving Bikini Bottom The Sandy Cheeks Movie
Saving Bikini Bottom The Sandy Cheeks Movie: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Oh goodie, another Spongebob film, except the gimic for this one is this one is on Netflix for some reason…instead of Paramount Plus. Y’all should be ashamed over at those companies, Stephen Hillenburg is probably rolling in his grave…
The House Of The Dead Remake
The House of the Dead Remake: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Firstly this is a remake of an old arcade game that I remember playing at a pizzeria with My sister….respect to anyone who remembers this game……this game horrified me as a kid and probably for a reason. So what’s the…
Gollum
Gollum: Let’s unfortunately start off with showing y’all the trailers shall we? Ohhhhhhh boy we’re in for a wild one today. So fellas today’s review is gonna be slightly different, since there’s so so so many glitches and graphical issues I’m instead gonna just mention the plot very quickly then we’re gonna break down each…
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