Spiderman 2 PS5: Let’s start off with the trailers shall we? Also here’s a 10 min game play video trailer, hope yall enjoy it…I know I did “No he’s mine” “u sure? He’s got big teeth?” “So do i” “umm he’s not usually like this right?” “No he’s never like this” Ohhhhhh that dialog always…
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Space Jam 2 A New Legacy
Space Jam 2 A New Legacy: Let’s start off with the trailers shall we? Let’s get this review out of the way shall we? Because I wanna forget about it…. So in this film from the start we are told that LeBron James now hates playing video games because as. Akid he was caught playing…
The Exorcist Believer
The Exorcist Believer: Let’s start off with the trailers shall we? Sooo where do I even begin with this film, well firstly I had no hopes for this movie when the director David Gordon Green rushed his Halloween trilogy with Halloween Ends so he could get to making The Exorcist trilogy….yes this is a planned…
The Nun 2
The Nun II (2023) “Peekaboo Valak Strikes Again” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here we are with another Conjuring spinoff. A sequel to The Nun. Ah yes, a sequel that no one asked for to a movie that no one asked for either….
Indiana Jones 5 The Dial Of Destiny
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny – Review Let’s start by showing y’all trailers, shall we? Spoiler-Free Rundown: Yeah, so this movie? This movie hurt. As a huge fan of Indiana Jones, this one wasn’t just disappointing — it felt like betrayal. I’ve loved this character my whole life. I rewatch the originals, I…
Fast and Furious X
Fast and The Furious X: oh jeepers ok let’s start off with the trailers Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! Ok let’s just get into the review….oh wait there’s something I wanna mention first dangit, Vin Diesel recently said this film is gonna be a 3…
Fast and Furious 9
Fast and Furious 9: before I go into a rant because I want to….let’s start off with the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! Yes that’s right John Cena is in this film where he plays Dominic Toretto’s brother, u know the brother…
Fate of The Furious
Fate of The Furious: if yall are wondering wait why am I only reviewing 3 of these films instead of them all? Well it’s because I never bothered watching Fast 1 through 7….well ok that’s a lie, I did watch Fast 7 and 6, and 5 when they came in theaters but I just don’t…
Star Wars The Holiday Special
Star Wars Holiday Special: that’s right folks I’m deciding to review the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special……this special is so bad that in fact get this to this day George Lucas has abundantly made it clear by saying “If I had time and a sledgehammer I’d go around find every copy of this special and…
Hellboy 2019
🔥 Hellboy (2019) 🔥 “A Hell of a mess.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Unlike Guillermo del Toro’s original duology, this reboot went in a wildly different direction. Directed by Neil Marshall, rated R for “strong bloody violence and gore throughout, and language,” this Hellboy…
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