🧟♂️ The Dead Don’t Die (2019) “The film where zombies aren’t the problem — boredom is.” — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — 🧟 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Jim Jarmusch’s The Dead Don’t Die…
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The Toxic Avenger (2025)
🧪 The Toxic Avenger (2025) 🧹☢️ “The Hero We Need Now… And Probably Deserve” This review goes out to my friend Maddie, she really loved films like this and was looking forward to this remake, here’s to u Maddie. — ⚠️ Content Warning This movie is not for everyone. It’s gleefully violent, stuffed with grotesque…
The Toxic Avenger Part II (1989)
🧪 The Toxic Avenger Part II (1989) – Review 🧹☢️ This review goes out to my friend Maddie, she really loved films like this and was looking forward to the remake, here’s to u Maddie. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📺 Watch the trailer for The Toxic Avenger Part II —…
The Toxic Avenger (1984)
🧪 The Toxic Avenger (1984) – Review 🧹☢️ This review goes out to my friend Maddie, she really loved films like this and was looking forward to the remake, here’s to u Maddie. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📺 Watch the original trailer for The Toxic Avenger (1984) — ⚠️☣️ TOXIC…
G.I. Joe Retaliation (2013)
💥G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)💥 The One With Bruce Willis (and The Rock Before He Started Tanking His Career) 🎖️💥 — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥🍿 — Non-Spoiler Review This isn’t exactly a sequel to Rise of Cobra. Sure, it’s technically in the same continuity, but it feels more like Paramount…
G.I. Joe The Rise of Cobra (2009)
💥G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)🎬 “The toy commercial that accidentally wandered into a PG-13 fever dream” 🪖💥🐍 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Rundown If you thought G.I. Joe was going to be a light, fun, campy action flick for kids, 2009 Paramount had other plans — namely,…
Transformers (2007)
💥Transformers (2007)💥 “Michael Bay’s Explosive Robot Soap Opera”Where plot takes a backseat to pyrotechnics and lens flares. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥💥 Ah yes, the film that kicked off what would become one of Hollywood’s loudest and most chaotic blockbuster franchises. Back when people still thought, “Hey, Michael Bay…
Sleepaway Camp
🏕️🔪 Sleepaway Camp (1983) – The Summer Camp Slasher With That Twist “You won’t be coming home from camp this summer.” — ⚠️ Content Warning: This review discusses a film that contains dated, problematic, and potentially offensive content related to gender identity and mental health. While Sleepaway Camp is a cult horror classic, its infamous…
Plan 9 From Outer Space
🛸 Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) 🕯 In Memory of Maddie 🕯This review is dedicated to my friend Maddie—an unapologetic lover of the absurd, the unwatchable, and the unintentionally hilarious. While most people fled from bad movies, she ran toward them with popcorn and sarcasm. She believed that even the worst films deserved a…
Time Walker
👽 Time Walker (1982) Review 🕯 In Memory of Maddie 🕯This review is dedicated to my friend Maddie—an unapologetic lover of the absurd, the unwatchable, and the unintentionally hilarious. While most people fled from bad movies, she ran toward them with popcorn and sarcasm. She believed that even the worst films deserved a watch… if…
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