Resident Evil 5 (2009) 🧟♂️🔥 Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Following the events of Resident Evil 4, Chris Redfield (Roger Craig Smith) has joined the BSAA (Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance). Sent to Kijuju, Africa, to investigate a new bio-organic weapons outbreak, Chris teams…
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Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025)
🧚♂️ Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025) The Boy Who Wouldn’t Grow Up… Into Anything Good — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailer Sadly, the trailer tells you everything about this movie: grim fairy tale reimagining, “public domain horror” energy, and Peter Pan as a full-on child snatcher. Think “what if…
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024)
🍯🐻 Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024) “Still Silly, but Now It Actually Tries” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 📽 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This sequel takes place after the first massacre in the Hundred Acre Wood. Pooh is back—and this time, he’s not alone. We’ve got Owl and…
The Monkeys Paw (2013)
🐒 The Monkey’s Paw (2013) Review “Be careful what you wish for…” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers leaned hard on the chilling gimmick: an ancient monkey’s paw that grants three wishes, each with horrifying consequences. A simple hook, but one rooted in classic horror lore. —…
The High Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange (2012)
The High Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange (2012) Review 🍊 “Orange You Glad This Show Got Cancelled?” — Lets start by showing y’all the theme song shall we? Theme Song The horrors! — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Back in 2009, Dane Boedigheimer uploaded a silly YouTube video: a talking orange with human eyes and teeth heckling…
Little Nightmares 3 (2025)
Little Nightmares III (2025) 👁️🪞 “Welcome to Sad & Friendless: The Game” — ⚠️ Content Warning: disturbing imagery, child trauma themes, body horror, creepy dolls, implied cannibalism, and—perhaps most offensive of all—characters literally named Low and Alone. Let’s start off with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Ao aftwr playing this game, and having…
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4 The Next Generation (1995)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995) “Illuminati Leatherface? Matthew McConaughey? What the hell is this movie?” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So part four of this franchise isn’t just bad, it’s pure chaos. A group of teens on prom night crash their car,…
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 (1990)
Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990) “New decade, same chainsaw, way less impact.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? [Trailer link here — honestly the trailer might be scarier than the movie] — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this time around, it’s the early 90s and New Line Cinema…
Children Of The Corn (1984)
🌽 Children of the Corn (1984) Review “And on this farm, He Who Walks Behind the Rows.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers leaned heavily on the Stephen King connection, promising a terrifying story of children turned killers in a small Nebraska town. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot…
Ben and Ed (2015)
🧟♂️ Ben and Ed (2015) The zombie obstacle course you probably forgot existed — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers The trailer for Ben and Ed promised pure absurdity: a zombie forced to run a deadly obstacle course for the amusement of a dystopian audience. Lasers, buzzsaws, bottomless pits —…
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