Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008) 🐶 The Chihuahuas Will Rise — and So Will Your Eyebrows — 🎬 Trailers Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview On paper, it’s “rich lady’s spoiled Chihuahua gets lost in Mexico and has to find her way home.” In practice, it’s a Disney…
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Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010)
🐾 Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010) Review Trailers 🎥 Let’s start with showing you all the trailers, shall we? Warner Bros tried to sell this as “bigger, louder, more 3D!!” Dogs in jetpacks, pigeons with attitude, Bette Midler hamming it up as a shaved evil cat. It looked less like a…
Cats & Dogs (2001)
🐾 Cats & Dogs (2001) Review Trailers 🎥 Let’s start with showing you all the trailers, shall we? Early 2000s marketing really said, “You thought your pets were boring? WRONG. They’re secret spies waging war under your nose!” Lots of quick cuts of dogs in lab coats, cats pressing buttons, and a narrator screaming “CATS……
Isle of Dogs (2018)
Isle of Dogs (2018) 🐕 “When Wes Anderson makes a dog movie but forgets people actually love dogs.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailer / Opening Hype When Isle of Dogs was first teased, it looked like a slam dunk: Wes Anderson doing stop-motion again, but this time about…
Jurassic Park 3 (2001)
Jurassic Park III (2001) Review 🦖🎬 “The One With the Talking Raptor… Yeah, That Happened” 🎥 Trailer TimeLet’s start with the trailers again, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — ⚠️ Content & Tone WarningThis one leans into straight monster movie territory. Expect jump scares,…
Death on the Nile (2022)
Death on the Nile (2022) “A Gorgeous Cruise With No Destination” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📝 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Detective Hercule Poirot (Kenneth Branagh) returns for another round of extravagant sleuthing, this time aboard a glamorous cruise ship sailing the Nile. A newlywed couple’s honeymoon turns into…
Murder on the Orient Express (2017)
🚂 Murder on the Orient Express (2017) A mystery that derails before the final stop — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Agatha Christie’s classic novel gets another lavish adaptation, this time with Kenneth Branagh directing and starring as Hercule Poirot — the man with the…
Peter Rabbit 2 The Runnawyas (2021)
🐇 Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway (2021) “Peter Corden 2: The Even Less Funny Sequel” 🐇🎬 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Peter Rabbit returns — this time dealing with “being labeled the bad rabbit” after the first film made him, well, kind of a…
Peter Rabbit (2018)
🐇 Peter Rabbit (2018) “Hopelessly Modernized” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This isn’t Beatrix Potter’s Peter Rabbit. Not even close. Instead, it’s a hyperactive, self-aware, modernized take where Peter (voiced by James Corden) and his rabbit crew wage a Looney Tunes-style war against Mr….
Daddys Home (2015)
Daddy’s Home (2015) Stepdad vs. Dad: The custody battle of comedy 🤦♂️👨👩👧 — 🎬 Trailers Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? They sell this as a goofy “stepdad vs. dad” rivalry comedy — and that’s exactly what you get. — 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Brad Whitaker (Will Ferrell) is a mild-mannered radio…
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