🐺 Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009) Review “When backstory becomes the whole story.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers pitched this as the long-awaited origin tale: how the vampire–Lycan war began. Prequels can sometimes add depth, but in this case, it’s just a stretched-out flashback that…
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Underworld Evolution (2006)
🧛 Underworld: Evolution (2006) Review “More lore, more leather, even less bite.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised escalation: more action, more blood, and a deeper dive into the vampire/Lycan war. What we got was a darker, noisier sequel that doubled down on lore dumps and…
Underworld (2003)
🧛 Underworld (2003) Review “Leather, bullets, and blue lighting can’t hide a weak bite.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we see? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised a gothic action-horror hybrid: vampires vs. werewolves, centuries of blood feud, and Kate Beckinsale in sleek leather carving her way through supernatural politics. — 📖…
Tron (1982)
⚡👾 Tron (1982) Review 👾⚡ ⚡ “The Grid Before the Glow-Up” 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — 🤔 Non-Spoiler Thoughts So here’s the thing: I finally sat down and watched the original Tron for the very first time yesterday, thanks to Disney+. Yeah, it took me over 40 years to…
Dreamcatchers (2003)
👽💩 Dreamcatcher (2003) – The One Where Aliens Come Out of Your Butt 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Dreamcatcher starts with four lifelong friends who share a psychic bond after saving a boy with disabilities in childhood. Years later, they reunite for their annual hunting trip in the Maine woods, only to…
Resident Evil 6 (2012)
Resident Evil 6 (2012) 💥🧟♂️🎮 “The Kitchen Sink of Resident Evil” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Resident Evil 6 is the most ambitious — and bloated — entry in the franchise. Instead of one campaign, it has four interwoven storylines, each following…
Resident Evil 5 (2009)
Resident Evil 5 (2009) 🧟♂️🔥 Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Following the events of Resident Evil 4, Chris Redfield (Roger Craig Smith) has joined the BSAA (Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance). Sent to Kijuju, Africa, to investigate a new bio-organic weapons outbreak, Chris teams…
Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025)
🧚♂️ Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025) The Boy Who Wouldn’t Grow Up… Into Anything Good — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailer Sadly, the trailer tells you everything about this movie: grim fairy tale reimagining, “public domain horror” energy, and Peter Pan as a full-on child snatcher. Think “what if…
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024)
🍯🐻 Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024) “Still Silly, but Now It Actually Tries” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 📽 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This sequel takes place after the first massacre in the Hundred Acre Wood. Pooh is back—and this time, he’s not alone. We’ve got Owl and…
The Monkeys Paw (2013)
🐒 The Monkey’s Paw (2013) Review “Be careful what you wish for…” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers leaned hard on the chilling gimmick: an ancient monkey’s paw that grants three wishes, each with horrifying consequences. A simple hook, but one rooted in classic horror lore. —…
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