⚡Stranger Things – Season 5 Part 2 (2025)⚡ “Holiday scheduling and plot stalling: the final boss duo.”And furthermore… is anything actually starting to matter? 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? First off, I’ll give Netflix credit for one thing this season: the trailer strategy has been weirdly clever. That first teaser…
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Stranger Things – Season 5 Part 1 (2025)
⚡️Stranger Things – Season 5 Part 1 (2025)⚡️ “The final season starts… and somehow feels like it’s still setting the table.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Before I even get into the episodes, I’ve gotta give the marketing team their flowers for ONE smart move. That first official teaser trailer…
The Polar Express (2004)
The Polar Express (2004) Review All Aboard the Uncanny Valley Express 🚂👀❄️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 Today we take a look at the most infamously uncanny films to date. — 🎥 A Quick Note on the Studio & Animation Style The Polar Express was directed by Robert Zemeckis and…
Jack Frost (1998)
Jack Frost (1998) “The heartwarming Christmas movie where Michael Keaton turns into a snowman… and that’s somehow the normal part.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ❄️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Jack Frost is a musician who desperately wants to be both a rockstar and a present father, and — as…
Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa (2002)
🎄 Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa (2002) 🎅 “The Christmas special you can’t unsee” — 📜 History Lesson (aka: How This Fever Dream Happened) Back in 2002, someone decided to make a heartwarming Christmas special… in theory. What we actually got was Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa, a CGI animated TV movie that…
Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer (2000)
🦌🎄 Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (2000) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — 🎵 The Song That Started It All Before we get into the “movie” (and I use that term loosely), let’s talk about the origins. This film is based on the novelty Christmas song “Grandma Got Run Over…
A Christmas Story (1983)
A Christmas Story (1983) “All I want for Christmas… is for someone to tell Ralphie he will, in fact, survive without a BB gun.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎄 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A Christmas Story is one of those movies that America treats like sacred scripture every December.It’s…
Silent Night (2021)
🎄 Silent Night (2021) — Review “Apocalypse, but make it festive…and emotionally devastating.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? No nothing to do with relating to the original horror slasher Silent Night.— ⚠️ Warning This film is NOT a cheerful holiday movie.It’s dark, upsetting, bleak, and laced with anxiety, dread,…
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) 🎄 “Ho ho ho, Garbage Day!” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING This film contains violence, murder, and some very questionable acting choices.Also… the movie is basically 40% recycled footage from the first film, so if you value your time or…
The Mean One (2022)
The Mean One (2022) 🎄🔪 “The Grinch, but make it public domain panic mode” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailer Yep, this thing had a trailer, and it was every bit as “Oh, they didn’t get the rights” as you’d expect. They tiptoed so hard around the word Grinch…
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