Jack Frost (1998)

Jack Frost (1998) “The heartwarming Christmas movie where Michael Keaton turns into a snowman… and that’s somehow the normal part.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ❄️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Jack Frost is a musician who desperately wants to be both a rockstar and a present father, and — as…

Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa (2002)

🎄 Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa (2002) 🎅 “The Christmas special you can’t unsee” — 📜 History Lesson (aka: How This Fever Dream Happened) Back in 2002, someone decided to make a heartwarming Christmas special… in theory. What we actually got was Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa, a CGI animated TV movie that…

Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer (2000)

🦌🎄 Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (2000) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — 🎵 The Song That Started It All Before we get into the “movie” (and I use that term loosely), let’s talk about the origins. This film is based on the novelty Christmas song “Grandma Got Run Over…

A Christmas Story (1983)

A Christmas Story (1983) “All I want for Christmas… is for someone to tell Ralphie he will, in fact, survive without a BB gun.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎄 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A Christmas Story is one of those movies that America treats like sacred scripture every December.It’s…

Silent Night (2021)

🎄 Silent Night (2021) — Review “Apocalypse, but make it festive…and emotionally devastating.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? No nothing to do with relating to the original horror slasher Silent Night.— ⚠️ Warning This film is NOT a cheerful holiday movie.It’s dark, upsetting, bleak, and laced with anxiety, dread,…

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) 🎄 “Ho ho ho, Garbage Day!” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING This film contains violence, murder, and some very questionable acting choices.Also… the movie is basically 40% recycled footage from the first film, so if you value your time or…

The Mean One (2022)

The Mean One (2022) 🎄🔪 “The Grinch, but make it public domain panic mode” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailer Yep, this thing had a trailer, and it was every bit as “Oh, they didn’t get the rights” as you’d expect. They tiptoed so hard around the word Grinch…

Daddy’s Home 2 (2017)

Daddy’s Home 2 (2017) When Christmas turns into a family reunion nobody asked for 🎄😬 — 🎬 Trailers Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? They set the stage for what is basically Daddy’s Home cranked up to full-blown Christmas chaos. — 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The sequel picks up after the uneasy…

Santa Paws (2010)

🎅🐾 The Search for Santa Paws (2010) Review 🎁 ⚠️ Disclaimer: Before we dive in—yes, this is a kids’ film. But holy sleigh bells, it tackles heavy stuff: foster care neglect, Santa almost dying, amnesia, child labor vibes, and a talking puppy who gets burned alive in effigy. Not exactly your warm mug of cocoa….

A Very Jonas Christmas Movie (2025)

A Very Jonas Christmas Movie (2025) “When the Holiday Cheer Is 90% Chaos and 10% Jonas Hair Gel” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥🎄 Because there is clearly not enough Christmas movies, I mean seriously at this point we have about as much Christmas movies as we do Christmas songs. —…