🧟♂️ Overlord (2018) 🧟♀️ 💀 Nazis, the occult, and the undead — WWII reimagined as a horror nightmare 💀 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Official Trailer – Overlord (2018) Trailer Talk: Hells Bells and Nazi Hell If there’s one trailer that stuck in my head before walking into Overlord,…
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The Addams Family Values (1993)
Addams Family Values (1993) Review “Summer camp is hell, and the Addamses are thriving.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 Released in 1993, Addams Family Values takes everything the first movie did right and cranks it up. It’s darker, funnier, and somehow even more on-the-nose about…
The Addams Family (1991)
The Addams Family (1991) Review “Creepy, kooky, and somehow perfect.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 1991 gave us something wild — the Addams family finally crawled out of their black-and-white TV crypt and stormed the big screen. And shockingly? It wasn’t just good, it was…
Snake Eyes (2021)
Snake Eyes (2021) 🐍🎥 “The origin nobody asked for… told in the most boring way possible.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — The Story (Or Whatever This Was Supposed to Be) Snake Eyes is supposed to be one of the coolest, most mysterious characters in the entire G.I. Joe franchise. He’s…
G.I. Joe Retaliation (2013)
💥G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)💥 The One With Bruce Willis (and The Rock Before He Started Tanking His Career) 🎖️💥 — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥🍿 — Non-Spoiler Review This isn’t exactly a sequel to Rise of Cobra. Sure, it’s technically in the same continuity, but it feels more like Paramount…
G.I. Joe The Rise of Cobra (2009)
💥G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)🎬 “The toy commercial that accidentally wandered into a PG-13 fever dream” 🪖💥🐍 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Rundown If you thought G.I. Joe was going to be a light, fun, campy action flick for kids, 2009 Paramount had other plans — namely,…
Transformers Rise of The Beasts (2023)
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (2023) 🦍🤖🚗 “Michael Bay, take notes — this is how you do robots without giving us a migraine.” — Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? 🎥 Trailer: — Non-Spoiler Rundown You know how for years the Transformers movies were like a blender full of metal shrapnel, bad…
Transformers The Last Knight (2017)
Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) Michael Bay’s “Game of Thrones” but with Robots and Explosions 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — The Setup By The Last Knight, the franchise had officially stopped pretending to care about continuity. We open with a scene straight out of a medieval fever dream —…
Transformers Age of Extinction (2014)
Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) “When Michael Bay decided… you know what this franchise needs? Mark Wahlberg and statutory loopholes.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥💥 — 🚗💥 Before We Dive In So… the fourth Transformers movie. And right away, I’ve got to tell you—if you thought things were getting messy…
Transformers Dark Of The Moon (2011)
🎬Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)💥 “When Michael Bay Made Saving Private Ryan… But with Robots” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? 🎥🍿 — Non-Spoiler Rundown So here we are, third film in, and I can honestly say this is the best Michael Bay Transformers movie since the first one… but…
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