Merry Christmas Drake and Josh (2008)

Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh (2008) Review “Only on Nickelodeon would jail time hinge on Christmas spirit.” 🎄😂 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 Nickelodeon’s chaotic duo got their own holiday TV movie in 2008 — and boy, does it lean into absurdity. Drake (Drake Bell)…

Scroodged (1988)

🎄 Scrooged (1988) 🎄👻 “Bill Murray vs. Christmas Ghosts: sarcasm, chaos, and a whole lotta TV static.” 📺🎄👻 — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🎥 Studio & StyleReleased in 1988 by Paramount Pictures, Scrooged is a modernized (for its time) reimagining of Dickens’ A Christmas Carol. Instead of Victorian…

Dear Santa (2024)

Dear Santa (2024) 🎄🔥 “A typo, a devil, and 90 minutes of regret.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers sell this as a cheeky, edgy Christmas comedy where a kid accidentally writes to Satan instead of Santa and chaos ensues. Cool concept… for a 30-second skit. The problem?The…

Daddy’s Home 2 (2017)

Daddy’s Home 2 (2017) When Christmas turns into a family reunion nobody asked for 🎄😬 — 🎬 Trailers Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? They set the stage for what is basically Daddy’s Home cranked up to full-blown Christmas chaos. — 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The sequel picks up after the uneasy…

THE RUNNING MAN (2025)

THE RUNNING MAN (2025) – Review “What if The Hunger Games, Cyberpunk, and Fox News had a baby? (And that baby had anger issues.)” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning (Read Before Continuing) Okay, y’all — before we dive into The Running Man, let me be upfront:this movie deals…

Macgyver (1985-1992)

MacGyver (1985–1992) 🔧📺 “The Paperclip Is Mightier Than the Sword.” — 🎶 Let’s start by showing y’all the theme song, shall we? MacGyver Theme Song — 🔧 How I Found MacGyver Funny enough, my first taste of MacGyver didn’t come from the show itself — it came from MythBusters. They dedicated an entire episode to…

The Deep House (2021)

🌊 The Deep House (2021) “Haunted Mansions Are Scary Enough… Try Breathing Through a Tank” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Non-Spoiler Overview I’ll be straight up: I am never watching this movie again. Not because it’s bad — but because I’ve got a phobia of deep water and dark spaces….

SpongeBob Squarepants The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom (2017) 🎃

The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom (2017) 🎃 “When SpongeBob goes spooky in stop-motion” — 🕷️ Opening / Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Nickelodeon hyped this one as “SpongeBob’s scariest Halloween yet.” The hook was obvious: it ditched the classic hand-drawn animation for stop-motion — instantly giving it a spooky, handmade,…

Spongebob Squarepants Scaredy Pants (1999) 🎃

Scaredy Pants (1999) 🎃 “The one that made Halloween in Bikini Bottom legendary” — 🕷️ Opening Title Instead of a trailer, we’ve got that classic Scaredy Pants Halloween opening — the creepy organ riff, the haunted lettering, and the pumpkin-lit vibe that sets the stage perfectly. It immediately tells you this isn’t your everyday jellyfishing…

Danny Phantom (2004-2007)

Danny Phantom (2004–2007) 👻 ⚠️ Quick Note: This show is Nickelodeon at its spookiest — ghosts, monsters, sci-fi, and that perfect early-2000s cartoon weirdness. It’s also a show that leaned into darker themes while still being funny and kid-friendly. Plus, it gave us some of the best goth-coded characters in animation — which, let’s be…