Star Trek: Strange New Worlds – Season 3 (2025) 🚀🛰 “THIS is how you carry a show into its prime… bold, weird, emotional, and still Star Trek.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Hey so uh do y’all wanna see one the weirdest Paramount ad ive ever seen? This is…
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Star Trek: Strange New Worlds – Season 2 (2023)
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds – Season 2 (2023) 🚀🛰 “Oh look… Star Trek remembered how to be Star Trek again.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Season 2 of Strange New Worlds continues following Captain Christopher Pike (Anson Mount) and the crew of the USS…
Star Trek: Picard – Season 3 (2023)
Star Trek: Picard – Season 3 (2023) 🛰🚀 “It took three seasons… but hey, at least they tried to remember Star Trek at the end.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? We’ve finally made it to the end of the line with this series, finally we can move on with…
Star Trek: Picard – Season 2 (2022)
Star Trek: Picard – Season 2 (2022) 🛰🚀 “This isn’t Star Trek… this is fanfic that somehow got a budget.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So Season 2 brings back Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart), and this time we’re dealing with: The Borg Queen Q…
Star Trek: Picard – Season 1 (2020)
Star Trek: Picard – Season 1 (2020) 🛰🚀 We’re going where no man and woman have gone before, and probably shouldn’t have — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So Star Trek: Picard Season 1 follows Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart), now retired from Starfleet, living on…
Dunces and Dragons (2006)
Dunces and Dragons (2006)Hear ye, hear ye… SpongeBob rolled a nat 20 and chose violence. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Oh wait… this is SpongeBob. So instead we’re getting that medieval title card, dramatic fantasy music, and a narrator who sounds like he’s about to explain the fall of Gondor. And…
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants (2025)
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants (2025) 🧽⭐🌊 “Yo-Ho and a Pirates life for me, wait wrong franchise” Because I did not expect this movie to be as good as it ended up being. Released a week before Christmas 2025 (which is honestly a very weird release window for a SpongeBob pirate-Underworld adventure), Search for…
Merry Christmas Drake and Josh (2008)
Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh (2008) Review “Only on Nickelodeon would jail time hinge on Christmas spirit.” 🎄😂 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 Nickelodeon’s chaotic duo got their own holiday TV movie in 2008 — and boy, does it lean into absurdity. Drake (Drake Bell)…
Scroodged (1988)
🎄 Scrooged (1988) 🎄👻 “Bill Murray vs. Christmas Ghosts: sarcasm, chaos, and a whole lotta TV static.” 📺🎄👻 — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🎥 Studio & StyleReleased in 1988 by Paramount Pictures, Scrooged is a modernized (for its time) reimagining of Dickens’ A Christmas Carol. Instead of Victorian…
Dear Santa (2024)
Dear Santa (2024) 🎄🔥 “A typo, a devil, and 90 minutes of regret.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers sell this as a cheeky, edgy Christmas comedy where a kid accidentally writes to Satan instead of Santa and chaos ensues. Cool concept… for a 30-second skit. The problem?The…
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