The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018) “A movie so pretty you almost forget nothing actually happens.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎄 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This is Disney’s attempt to take the classical Nutcracker ballet and turn it into a big-budget fantasy epic.Keyword: attempt. The story follows Clara,…
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A Very Jonas Christmas Movie (2025)
A Very Jonas Christmas Movie (2025) “When the Holiday Cheer Is 90% Chaos and 10% Jonas Hair Gel” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥🎄 Because there is clearly not enough Christmas movies, I mean seriously at this point we have about as much Christmas movies as we do Christmas songs. —…
Ice Age: Adventures of Buck Wild (2022)
❄️ Ice Age: Adventures of Buck Wild (2022) 🦴 When the Ice Age franchise hit extinction Let’s start with showing y’all the trailer… so enjoy! — 📝 Non-Spoiler Rundown Here’s the thing: Ice Age: Adventures of Buck Wild is less of a movie and more of a corporate “we still own this IP, so let’s…
Ice Age: Collision Course (2016)
Ice Age: Collision Course (2016) Scrat in Space… and the Franchise Falls Apart 🚀🦣 — 🎬 Trailers Let’s start off by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Alao here’s the full soundtrack so y’all can enjoy. — ❄️ Non-Spoiler Rundown This fifth Ice Age film is where the series completely loses itself. It’s like they…
Thanksgiving (2023)
Thanksgiving (2023) 🦃 “Nothing says the holidays like a masked pilgrim serving trauma for dinner.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING: This is a mean, gruesome, holiday-themed massacre of a movie. Lots of gore, lots of violence, and a surprising amount of “wow, Eli Roth really woke up…
Kung Fu Panda 4 (2024)
Kung Fu Panda 4 (2024) 🥟 “The panda returns… but should he have?” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 🌸 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Po (Jack Black) is told by Shifu (Dustin Hoffman) that it’s time for…
Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)
Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) 🥟 “When pandas multiply, the story divides.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🌸 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Po (Jack Black) discovers he has a long-lost biological father, Li Shan (Bryan Cranston), who whisks him away to a hidden panda village. At the same time, the spirit…
The King’s Man (2021)
The King’s Man (2021) 🪦 Or: How to Accidentally Make a War Drama, a Meme Dance Video, and a Sheep Commercial All in One Movie — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers promised us a stylish, over-the-top Kingsman prequel. You know, more umbrella fights, slick suits, British sass. What…
Kingsmen The Golden Circle (2017)
Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) 🍔 Or: The One That Made Me Never Want to Eat a Burger Again — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers made this look like another stylish, cheeky, British spy romp—Eggsy in his suit, gadgets galore, Channing Tatum front and center as the cool…
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva la Fiesta! (2012)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva la Fiesta! (2012) 🐶 From Warrior Dogs to… Doggy Spa Packages — 🎬 Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Chloe, Papi, and the whole Chihuahua family move into a luxury dog-friendly hotel. Instead of robberies or Aztec temples, the story centers…
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