Star Trek: Picard – Season 3 (2023) 🛰🚀 “It took three seasons… but hey, at least they tried to remember Star Trek at the end.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? We’ve finally made it to the end of the line with this series, finally we can move on with…
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Star Trek: Picard – Season 2 (2022)
Star Trek: Picard – Season 2 (2022) 🛰🚀 “This isn’t Star Trek… this is fanfic that somehow got a budget.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So Season 2 brings back Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart), and this time we’re dealing with: The Borg Queen Q…
Star Trek: Picard – Season 1 (2020)
Star Trek: Picard – Season 1 (2020) 🛰🚀 We’re going where no man and woman have gone before, and probably shouldn’t have — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So Star Trek: Picard Season 1 follows Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart), now retired from Starfleet, living on…
Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)
Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) 🕹 “What if we took everything great about the first movie… and hit it with a Wi-Fi signal until it broke?” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this time around, Ralph (John C. Reilly) and Vanellope (Sarah Silverman) leave…
Ready Player One (2018)
Ready Player One (2018) 🎮 “Remember this? Cool. Now remember 50 more things in the next 10 seconds.” 🎮🕶️ — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailer is basically a warning disguised as hype. It’s just: 👉 “LOOK IT’S THIS!”👉 “LOOK IT’S THAT!”👉 “LOOK IT’S—OH MY GOD EVERYTHING” And you’re…
Duck Dynasty (2012–2017)
📺🦆 Duck Dynasty (2012–2017) Quack Quack Quack — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Oh boy here we go, also say what you will about this show. Can’t deny, this theme still slaps hard. —⚠️ Content Warning Before getting into this, just a heads up—this show deals heavily with topics that…
The Marvels (2023)
The Marvels (2023) Three heroes, one messy villain, and a post-credit scene that landed like a balloon losing air. 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧭 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This movie follows Carol Danvers, Monica Rambeau, and Kamala Khan after their powers start getting weirdly entangled with each other. Every…
Ironheart (2025)
Ironheart (2025) Six episodes of noise, a messy villain, and one reveal that came way too late. 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧭 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The series follows Riri Williams after the events of Black Panther: Wakanda Forever. She returns home to Chicago after getting kicked out of…
The Bride! (2026)
The Bride! (2026) 🎭 Here comes the mother-f*ing Bride… and about six other movies fighting for attention. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 The trailer made this look like a pretty straightforward Bonnie and Clyde type Frankenstein story set in 1930s Chicago. You see gangster imagery, the Bride and Frankenstein’s…
Kraven the Hunter (2024)
Kraven the Hunter (2024) 🦘🦒🦓🦍🦔🦛🐐🦎🕷🕸 The hunter who forgot what he was hunting. — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The marketing sold this as: R-rated brutality Savage antihero origin A darker Sony entry “We’re taking risks now” energy And honestly? For five minutes I almost believed it. Then the movie…
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