Thanksgiving (2023)

Thanksgiving (2023) 🦃 “Nothing says the holidays like a masked pilgrim serving trauma for dinner.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING: This is a mean, gruesome, holiday-themed massacre of a movie. Lots of gore, lots of violence, and a surprising amount of “wow, Eli Roth really woke up…

Stranger Things Season 1 (2016)

Stranger Things – Season 1 Review 🧇🧇 Since Season 5 is releasing soon in 3 parts, I thought I’d re-tackle the first 4 seasons to ride the hype. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Also here’s the iconic opening theme song. — Since season 5 has officially arrived, I decided…

IT: Welcome to Derry Episode 5 (2025)

🎈 IT: Welcome to Derry Episode 5 (2025) – Episode 5 Review “Sewer Tourism Was a Mistake” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING — THIS SERIES IS BRUTAL Before we go ANY further: IT: Welcome to Derry is not playing around.This episode includes disturbing imagery, mutilated children,…

THE RUNNING MAN (2025)

THE RUNNING MAN (2025) – Review “What if The Hunger Games, Cyberpunk, and Fox News had a baby? (And that baby had anger issues.)” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning (Read Before Continuing) Okay, y’all — before we dive into The Running Man, let me be upfront:this movie deals…

IT: Welcome to Derry Episode 4 (2025)

🎈 IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 4 Review “Halfway to Derry, all the way to disappointment.” 💀 Halfway Through, and I’m Losing Interest — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📉 Halfway Point Thoughts — and the “Stephen King Seal of Approval” Problem We’ve officially hit the halfway…

IT: Welcome To Derry Episode 3 (2025)

🎈 IT: Welcome To Derry Episode 3 (2025) “You can connect the dots, but sometimes you really shouldn’t.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content WarningThis episode of IT: Welcome to Derry isn’t pulling any punches. Expect disturbing imagery, child endangerment, racial violence, and psychological trauma front and center….

Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein (2025)

Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein (2025) “The Monster Was Never the Problem.” 🕯️⚡ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 Trailer 1: From Victor’s Point of View Trailer 2: From The Creatures Point of View Final Trailer: From No Certain Point of View — ⚠️ Content Warning: This film is rated R for…

IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 2

🎈 IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 2 “America? No. This is Derry.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content WarningThis episode of Welcome to Derry (Episode 2) dives headfirst into some seriously heavy stuff — racism, racial violence, institutional corruption, child trauma, and psychological manipulation. It also includes disturbing…

Frankenweenie (2012)

🐶⚡Frankenweenie (2012) Review “It’s Alive… Again!” 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Frankenweenie Trailer — Disney’s 180° TurnaroundBack in 1984, Disney took one look at Tim Burton’s original Frankenweenie short film and said, “Nope, too dark, too weird, too creepy for kids.” They literally fired him over it. Fast-forward almost three…

The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)

⚡️ The Curse of Frankenstein (1957) ⚡️ “Hammer Time… with Extra Blood and Morality Gone Wrong” — 🎬 Let’s start with the trailers, shall we? — 📝 Non-Spoiler Thoughts Kayla and I sat down with this film recently, and it was an experience. What Hammer set out to do was simple: revive Gothic horror by…