🧟♂️ Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse (2005) Review “The Fedora Wearing Zombie Who Beat Left 4 Dead to the Punch” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Before we get into this, yes, they actually marketed a game where you play as a smooth-talking zombie salesman in a…
Category: Horror Comedy
Ben and Ed (2015)
🧟♂️ Ben and Ed (2015) The zombie obstacle course you probably forgot existed — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers The trailer for Ben and Ed promised pure absurdity: a zombie forced to run a deadly obstacle course for the amusement of a dystopian audience. Lasers, buzzsaws, bottomless pits —…
House of The Dead Movie (2003)
House of the Dead (2003) “Brains? No. Budget? Nope. Just Boll.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — A Quick Note on Uwe Boll Before diving into this “film,” we need to talk about the man who cursed it into existence: Uwe Boll. This guy has the reputation of being…
Warm Bodies (2013)
🧟♂️ Warm Bodies (2013) “When Zombies Got Twilight’d 🧟♂️💔✨” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? 🎥 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here’s the deal: Warm Bodies tries to take the zombie apocalypse and turn it into a romance. Yup. A love story between a zombie and a human girl. Sounds bold, maybe…
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
🧟♂️ Dawn of the Dead (1978) “The one that inspired Dead Rising 🎮🧟” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? 🎥 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview George A. Romero’s Dawn of the Dead picks up after Night of the Living Dead and expands the scope: society is collapsing, the dead are everywhere, and survivors…
The Dead Dont Die (2019)
🧟♂️ The Dead Don’t Die (2019) “The film where zombies aren’t the problem — boredom is.” — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — 🧟 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Jim Jarmusch’s The Dead Don’t Die…
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
🧟♂️ Shaun of the Dead (2004) 🧟♀️ “You’ve got red on you.” 🩸 — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🍿 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🎬 Shaun of the Dead isn’t just a zombie film—it’s the zombie rom-com (rom-zom-com as the creators cheekily called it). Directed by Edgar Wright, this movie takes…
Zombieland 2 Double Tap (2019)
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) 🧟♀️🎢 10 years later… and not much to show for it. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview After a decade-long wait, Zombieland: Double Tap tries to pick up right where the original left off. Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock are still roaming…
Zombieland (2009)
Zombieland (2009) 🧟♂️🔫 Nut up or shut up, folks. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Zombieland drops us into a post-apocalyptic America where zombies have overrun everything, but instead of bleak survival horror, we get a road trip comedy drenched in gore, snark, and rule-following paranoia. We…
The Munsters (2022)
The Munsters (2022) Who dug this out of the grave and said, “Yeah, let’s release it”? Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 “Why This Still Counts as a Frankenstein Story” Now before anyone asks why this movie/show qualifies as a Frankenstein adaptation, let me explain: every version of this myth boils…
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