Resident Evil 6 (2012) 💥🧟♂️🎮 “The Kitchen Sink of Resident Evil” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Resident Evil 6 is the most ambitious — and bloated — entry in the franchise. Instead of one campaign, it has four interwoven storylines, each following…
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Resident Evil 5 (2009)
Resident Evil 5 (2009) 🧟♂️🔥 Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Following the events of Resident Evil 4, Chris Redfield (Roger Craig Smith) has joined the BSAA (Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance). Sent to Kijuju, Africa, to investigate a new bio-organic weapons outbreak, Chris teams…
Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina (2018-2020)
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (2018–2020) ⚰️ From Laugh-Track to Blood Pact ⚰️ — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Season 1: Season 2: Season 3: Season 4: Well theres your first issue, how the hell do u cram 4 seasons into 2 years? — 🧙 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Chilling Adventures of…
Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025)
🧚♂️ Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025) The Boy Who Wouldn’t Grow Up… Into Anything Good — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailer Sadly, the trailer tells you everything about this movie: grim fairy tale reimagining, “public domain horror” energy, and Peter Pan as a full-on child snatcher. Think “what if…
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024)
🍯🐻 Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024) “Still Silly, but Now It Actually Tries” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 📽 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This sequel takes place after the first massacre in the Hundred Acre Wood. Pooh is back—and this time, he’s not alone. We’ve got Owl and…
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023)
🍯🐻 Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023) “Childhood Ruined, Now in Public Domain” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here’s the pitch: “What if Winnie-the-Pooh was evil?” That’s literally it. Pooh and Piglet, abandoned by Christopher Robin, go feral and decide to kill a…
Courage The Cowardly Dog (1999-2002)
Courage the Cowardly Dog (1999-2002) “Return the Slab, or Suffer My Perfect Score” — Lets start by showing y’all the theme song shall we? 🎵 Theme Song If you grew up on Courage the Cowardly Dog, you can probably hear the theme in your head right now — the creepy narration of “We interrupt this…
Dark Shadows (2013)
🩸 Dark Shadows (2012) Review 🩸⚰️ “Only Depp Could Make Bloodsucking This Quirky” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥🍿 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Tim Burton’s Dark Shadows adapts the cult 1960s gothic soap opera into a two-hour blend of camp, horror, and family dysfunction. The story follows Barnabas Collins (Johnny…
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4 The Next Generation (1995)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995) “Illuminati Leatherface? Matthew McConaughey? What the hell is this movie?” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So part four of this franchise isn’t just bad, it’s pure chaos. A group of teens on prom night crash their car,…
Children Of The Corn (1984)
🌽 Children of the Corn (1984) Review “And on this farm, He Who Walks Behind the Rows.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers leaned heavily on the Stephen King connection, promising a terrifying story of children turned killers in a small Nebraska town. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot…
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