🎄 Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) Review Santa, Trauma, and the Most Controversial Christmas Movie Ever Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This movie is deeply messed up.We’re talking trauma, murder, disturbing Santa stuff, and very 80s slasher energy.Not for kids. Not for casual viewers. Not for anyone…
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Black Christmas (2019)
Black Christmas (2019) 🎄🔪 “The remake that tried to say something… and said nothing.” 🎬 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! ⚠️ Content Warning This movie deals with assault themes, cult imagery, and violence.It’s also… incredibly messy…
Black X-Mas (2006)
🎄🩸 Black X-Mas (2006) Subtlety? Never heard of her. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This is the extremely gory, aggressively 2000s remake of the classic Black Christmas — except instead of psychological dread and creepy phone calls, this one says: > “What if we replaced ALL…
Black Christmas (1974)
Black Christmas (1974) 🎄An OG slasher that walked so every horror movie after it could sprint. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ Warning This film has disturbing phone calls, violence, stalking, and that nasty 70s grime-horror vibe. Not for everyone. — 📦 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Before Michael Myers.Before…
Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022)
🎄🔪 Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022) When Santa upgrades from milk and cookies to murder and carnage. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — ⚠️ Warning This movie is loud, vulgar, neon-drenched, soaked in alcohol and attitude, and absolutely not for everyone.If you don’t like abrasive characters, grindhouse vibes, or metal-album…
Stranger Things Season 2 (2017
Stranger Things – Season 2 Review 🧇🎃 Since Season 5 is releasing soon in 3 parts, I thought I’d re-tackle the first 4 seasons to ride the hype. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Also here’s the iconic opening theme. Since season 5 has officially arrived, I decided to revisit…
IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 7
🎈 IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 7 Review 🎥 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? — 📌 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Episode 7 is the moment Welcome to Derry stops teasing and fully embraces horror. The episode opens with a historical flashback revealing the inspiration for Pennywise’s clown identity, then cuts…
IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 6
🎈 IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 6 Review “The One Where Everything Finally Clicks… and Then Punches You in the Throat.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING:This episode gets BRUTAL — child endangerment, racism, manipulation, trauma, domestic violence, and one hell of a disturbing…
ZombieCON vol. 1 (2025)
ZombieCON vol. 1 (2025) “Cosplay. Chaos. Zombies. And some sorta acid trip” 🧟♂️⚡🎭 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING — PLEASE READ This film is vulgar, gory, violent, chaotic, and absolutely NOT for everyone.Like… if you’re squeamish, easily offended, don’t like cussing, or don’t enjoy movies that operate…
Thanksgiving (2023)
Thanksgiving (2023) 🦃 “Nothing says the holidays like a masked pilgrim serving trauma for dinner.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING: This is a mean, gruesome, holiday-themed massacre of a movie. Lots of gore, lots of violence, and a surprising amount of “wow, Eli Roth really woke up…
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