Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (2018–2020) ⚰️ From Laugh-Track to Blood Pact ⚰️ — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Season 1: Season 2: Season 3: Season 4: Well theres your first issue, how the hell do u cram 4 seasons into 2 years? — 🧙 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Chilling Adventures of…
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Dark Shadows (2013)
🩸 Dark Shadows (2012) Review 🩸⚰️ “Only Depp Could Make Bloodsucking This Quirky” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥🍿 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Tim Burton’s Dark Shadows adapts the cult 1960s gothic soap opera into a two-hour blend of camp, horror, and family dysfunction. The story follows Barnabas Collins (Johnny…
Addams Family (2021)
The Addams Family 2 (2021) Review “Creepy, kooky, and stuck on a road trip nobody asked for.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 If the first animated Addams outing wasn’t underwhelming enough, 2021 gave us The Addams Family 2, a sequel that somehow manages to be…
Wednesday Season 2 (2025)
Wednesday Season 2 Review A Hyde-ous Mess of a spooky and kooky situation Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Part 1: Part 2: ⚠️ Content & Tone Warning ⚠️ Season 2 of Wednesday leans far heavier into gore than the first. Dead bodies are found with their eyes missing, brains…
The Addams Family Values (1993)
Addams Family Values (1993) Review “Summer camp is hell, and the Addamses are thriving.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 Released in 1993, Addams Family Values takes everything the first movie did right and cranks it up. It’s darker, funnier, and somehow even more on-the-nose about…
The Addams Family (1991)
The Addams Family (1991) Review “Creepy, kooky, and somehow perfect.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 1991 gave us something wild — the Addams family finally crawled out of their black-and-white TV crypt and stormed the big screen. And shockingly? It wasn’t just good, it was…
Nosferatu 2024
Nosferatu 2024: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yes, folks, a remake of a film from 1922, which was itself a ripoff of *Bram Stoker’s Dracula*, has been released on Christmas Day 2024—on a Wednesday no less. I still can’t quite wrap my head around the decision to release it then. For…
Wednesday Addams (TV SHOW)
Wednesday – Season 1 “She’s creepy, she’s kooky… and kinda irritating.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Remember when the trailers dropped and everyone lost their minds because Jenna Ortega looked perfect as Wednesday? I’ll admit it — she nails the look, the deadpan, and the general vibe. And…
Crimson Peak (2015)
Crimson Peak (2015) 🩸 “Love bleeds, ghosts linger.” 👻💀 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 👻 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Guillermo del Toro once again proves he’s a master of gothic beauty and haunting tragedy. Crimson Peak…
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