The Angry Birds Movie 2 (2019) 🐦💥❄️ “Twice the Birds, Twice the Cringe.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The sequel picks up after Red and his friends defeated the pigs. Now, Red (Jason Sudeikis) basks in his hero status, constantly defending Bird Island from pig attacks…
Category: Game Adaptations
Angry Birds (2016)
The Angry Birds Movie (2016) 🐦💥🐷 “From Addictive App to Aggressively Average Animation.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎮 Where It All Began Before there was a movie, there was the Angry Birds app — a game that practically everyone had on their phone back in the early 2010s. I’ll…
Detective Pikachu (2019)
Detective Pikachu (2019) 🔍⚡ “Case Closed? Not Quite.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Detective Pikachu takes us into Ryme City, a neon-soaked metropolis where humans and Pokémon live side by side. When Tim Goodman (Justice Smith) learns his detective father has gone missing,…
Fallout Season 2
Fallout Season 2 (2025) 🏍🏜 “All The Chess Pieces Are In Place.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧭 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Season 2 takes everything Season 1 built and makes it darker. Not just bigger. Darker. This season isn’t about wandering the wasteland and discovering how crazy the world…
Iron Lung (2026)
Iron Lung (2026) 🩸🌊 A blood-soaked endurance test that I’m glad I survived… once. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning Iron Lung contains intense psychological horror, claustrophobic environments, disturbing imagery, themes of isolation and hopelessness, implied body horror, and sudden moments of shock that may be unsettling for some…
House of The Dead Movie (2003)
House of the Dead (2003) “Brains? No. Budget? Nope. Just Boll.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — A Quick Note on Uwe Boll Before diving into this “film,” we need to talk about the man who cursed it into existence: Uwe Boll. This guy has the reputation of being…
Resident Evil Infinite Darkness (2021)
Resident Evil: Infinite Darkness (2021) “Infinite Darkness, Finite Ideas” 🎬 Let’s start by showing you the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Resident Evil: Infinite Darkness is a four-episode CGI-animated Netflix series released in 2021, set in 2006 between Resident Evil 4 and Resident Evil 5. Leon S. Kennedy (Nick Apostolides) and Claire…
Last of Us Season 2
The Last of Us: Season 2 Let’s start by showing yall the trailers shall we? Trailer: DISCLAIMER: This isn’t a typical review. I didn’t sit down and watch this season episode by episode—I watched breakdown videos, tracked the fan discourse, kept up with viewership trends, and dug through the wreckage that was once audience goodwill….
🎬 Until Dawn: The Movie
Groundhog Day, But Dumber 🎥 Let’s Watch the Trailers, Shall We? 🧠 Ohhh boy, where do I even begin? Quick mention but the director of this film David F. Sandberg, gave us films such as Annabelle Creation (which to this day is still the best spinoff in the conjuring universe). He also gave us that…
Resident Evil Welcome To Racoon City
Resident Evil Welcome To Racoon City: Let’s start off with the trailers before I get to far. Can’t believe it took me this long to get around to this review, oh wait a minute, yes I can because I’ve been trying to avoid this film. And for good reasons btw, the first sin was them…
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