House of the Dead (2003) “Brains? No. Budget? Nope. Just Boll.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — A Quick Note on Uwe Boll Before diving into this “film,” we need to talk about the man who cursed it into existence: Uwe Boll. This guy has the reputation of being…
Category: Game Adaptations
Resident Evil Infinite Darkness (2021)
Resident Evil: Infinite Darkness (2021) “Infinite Darkness, Finite Ideas” 🎬 Let’s start by showing you the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Resident Evil: Infinite Darkness is a four-episode CGI-animated Netflix series released in 2021, set in 2006 between Resident Evil 4 and Resident Evil 5. Leon S. Kennedy (Nick Apostolides) and Claire…
Last of Us Season 2
The Last of Us: Season 2 Let’s start by showing yall the trailers shall we? Trailer: DISCLAIMER: This isn’t a typical review. I didn’t sit down and watch this season episode by episode—I watched breakdown videos, tracked the fan discourse, kept up with viewership trends, and dug through the wreckage that was once audience goodwill….
🎬 Until Dawn: The Movie
Groundhog Day, But Dumber 🎥 Let’s Watch the Trailers, Shall We? 🧠 Ohhh boy, where do I even begin? Quick mention but the director of this film David F. Sandberg, gave us films such as Annabelle Creation (which to this day is still the best spinoff in the conjuring universe). He also gave us that…
Prince Of Persia The Sands Of Time
Prince Of Persia The Sands Of Time: let’s start by showing yall the trailers shall? Ok hot take I don’t understand the hate around this film, nor do I understand the hate around Jake Gyllenhaal. People say he wasn’t the perfect person to play a Persian, which ok fair enough. But I actually liked him…
A Minecraft Movie
A Minecraft Movie: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Uhhhhhhh- Uhhhhhhh- Uhhhhhhh- Uhhhhhhh- UHHHHHHHH!- Yeah uh where do I begin, well firstly if we’re going off the trailers then idk what the heck any of this is! Yes, it’s titled Minecraft. But calling this Minecraft should be a crime. Ain’t nothing about…
Resident Evil Welcome To Racoon City
Resident Evil Welcome To Racoon City: Let’s start off with the trailers before I get to far. Can’t believe it took me this long to get around to this review, oh wait a minute, yes I can because I’ve been trying to avoid this film. And for good reasons btw, the first sin was them…
Borderlands Movie
Borderlands: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Jack black again? Ugh hot take I’m getting tired of Jack Black, and his mannerisms. He just overplays any role he’s in if u know what I mean, it’s gotten to a point where he ain’t playing a character. No, he’s instead playing himself in…
Arcane League Of Legends Season 2 Act 3
Arcane League Of Legends Season 2 Act 3: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Ohhhhhhh yes time to talk about the final act of this series, act 3. So what is the plot rundown y’all are wondering? After the catastrophe of the last act which led to the death of the girl…
Arcane League Of Legends Season 2 Act 2
Arcane League Of Legends Season 2 Act 2: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Ohhhhhhh yes time to talk about Act 2 of season 2, so what’s the plot rundown y’all are wondering? After the downfall of Vi and Caitlyn’s relationship in the first act, Vi becomes emo and is living on…
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