Monster: The Ed Gein Story (2025) …Ryan Murphy’s “Monster Universe” finally hits rock bottom 💀🤦♂️ — ⚠️ Disclaimer Yeah, remember when I said I wasn’t gonna watch or review this? Well… I lied. Or more like, I caved. I had to see if it was somehow worse than Dahmer and Menéndez. (Spoiler: it is.) But…
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4 The Next Generation (1995)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995) “Illuminati Leatherface? Matthew McConaughey? What the hell is this movie?” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So part four of this franchise isn’t just bad, it’s pure chaos. A group of teens on prom night crash their car,…
Warm Bodies (2013)
🧟♂️ Warm Bodies (2013) “When Zombies Got Twilight’d 🧟♂️💔✨” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? 🎥 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here’s the deal: Warm Bodies tries to take the zombie apocalypse and turn it into a romance. Yup. A love story between a zombie and a human girl. Sounds bold, maybe…
🕶️💣Mission Impossible The Finale Reckoning
let’s start by showing yall the trailers shall we? 🎬 So Where Do I Begin? Well I think we need to talk about the fact how this film was delayed. Remember back in 2023 how I reviewed Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part 1? Yeah go check that review out if u don’t, I recommend that…
🧠Velma
“How to Burn a Franchise in Two Seasons Flat” 💀 Ohhhhhhh Boy, Where Do I Even Begin? That’s right: abysmal. This show singlehandedly ruined the character of Velma for me. Plus, this show has made everyone hate it—both the left and the right side. Wow, good job, show. You’ve legitimately brought America together. This is…
Funko Fusion
Funko Fusion: Let’s start off with showing y’all the trailers shall we? So where do I even begin with this game, well I guess what I will mention now is that I was looking forward to this game….it seems they took tons of inspiration from Lego games which are my favorite…also Funko Pops can be…
Amnesia The Bunker
Amnesia The Bunker: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Ok so where to start, well firstly let’s get the rating out of the way then we can go into spoilers…overall in my humble opinion, I wasn’t too impressed with this game, to me every Amnesia game that came after the first game…
Amnesia Rebirth
Amnesia Rebirth: Let’s start off with a trailer enjoy Secondly, I wanna mentioned that the company that made The Dark Descent came back to make this game……yes finally, but does that mean it’s good? Well, that’s what we’re here today to find out so let’s begin, shall we? Let’s get the rating out of the…
Poor Things (2023)
Poor Things (2023) 🧠💋 The Horniest Frankenstein Story Ever Told — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? (Warning — this one’s weird, raunchy, and unapologetically explicit. You’ve been warned, twice.) “Why This Still Counts as a Frankenstein Story” Now before anyone asks why this movie/show qualifies as a Frankenstein adaptation, let…
Space Jam 2 A New Legacy
Space Jam 2 A New Legacy: Let’s start off with the trailers shall we? Let’s get this review out of the way shall we? Because I wanna forget about it…. So in this film from the start we are told that LeBron James now hates playing video games because as. Akid he was caught playing…
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