🎿🚵♂️🪂 Riders Republic (2021) Review 🏂🚴♀️🏔️ “Riders Republic – The Theme Park of Gravity’s Worst Nightmares” 🎿🚴🪂 🎥 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Overview I don’t usually touch sports games, and online-only titles are usually a hard pass for me too. But Riders Republic? It broke my rulebook. Ubisoft created something that feels less like a…
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Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025)
Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025) “Now You See Me 3: Now You Don’t… Because I Stopped Watching” 🎩✨ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — ⚠️ Content Warning Sustained peril, gunfire, and a dangerous overdose of “we swear this is clever” dialogue. May cause whiplash from eye-rolling too…
See How They Run (2022)
🎭 See How They Run (2022) A whodunit that whodidn’t — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview London, 1950s. The West End theater scene is buzzing with The Mousetrap. Everything’s dramatic, champagne glasses clink, backstage egos clash—then boom, a murder happens. Adrien Brody’s sleazy director Leo…
ChoroQ (2002)
ChoroQ (2002) 🚗🎶 “When Cars Have More Personality Than Half of Hollywood” 🎵 Instead of the trailer, let’s roll the introduction menu—because if you grew up with this game, that’s the nostalgia hit you really remember. — Non-Spoiler Rundown On the surface, ChoroQ looks like your standard quirky arcade racer. Cute little toy-like cars with…
Suburbicon (2017)
Suburbicon (2017) “When the Trailer Sells You One Movie and the Theater Hands You Another” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? “Oh, you thought this was a quirky Coen Brothers comedy about a well-mannered dad in over his head? Cute. What you actually get is Matt Damon playing the sleaziest…
Jojo Rabbit (2019)
Jojo Rabbit (2019) 🐇 When Nazis Become Sitcom Characters and Hitler Becomes Bugs Bunny — ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses Jojo Rabbit, a film that trivializes Nazism and portrays Adolf Hitler as a comedic character. Because of that, many of the topics — including depictions of the Gestapo, the Holocaust, and anti-Semitism — may…
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010)
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010) 🦉 “Because nothing says ‘kids’ movie’ like owl fascists and sibling trauma.” — ⚠️ Warning: This review discusses war, brainwashing, and betrayal — and yes, even though it’s an animated movie about owls, it gets surprisingly dark. If you’re expecting Happy Feet, you’re in the wrong…
The Frankenstein Chronicles (2015–2017)
The Frankenstein Chronicles (2015–2017) “What if Frankenstein, but make it… a detective drama?” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🕵️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The Frankenstein Chronicles begins with a brilliant hook: a child’s corpse stitched together from several bodies, discovered on the banks of the Thames. Enter Inspector John…
The X-Files: Resist or Serve (2004)
🧟♂️ The X-Files: Resist or Serve (2004) “When the truth isn’t out there — but the zombies are.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? I bet y’all are thinking, ohh, goody, another zombie game because there’s not enough of those. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Picture this: you’re expecting an…
Scooby-Doo Return To Zombie Island (2019)
Scooby-Doo! Return to Zombie Island (2019) From Gothic Horror Masterpiece to Soulless, Corporate Slop — 🎬 Trailer Let’s start with showing you the trailer, shall we? Yeah if ur rubbed off the wrong way just by this trailer, then this film will do nothing for y’all. — 📝 Non-Spoiler Thoughts This movie is a betrayal….
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