Black Christmas (2019) 🎄🔪 “The remake that tried to say something… and said nothing.” 🎬 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! ⚠️ Content Warning This movie deals with assault themes, cult imagery, and violence.It’s also… incredibly messy…
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Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022)
🎄🔪 Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022) When Santa upgrades from milk and cookies to murder and carnage. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — ⚠️ Warning This movie is loud, vulgar, neon-drenched, soaked in alcohol and attitude, and absolutely not for everyone.If you don’t like abrasive characters, grindhouse vibes, or metal-album…
The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018)
The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018) “A movie so pretty you almost forget nothing actually happens.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎄 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This is Disney’s attempt to take the classical Nutcracker ballet and turn it into a big-budget fantasy epic.Keyword: attempt. The story follows Clara,…
A Very Jonas Christmas Movie (2025)
A Very Jonas Christmas Movie (2025) “When the Holiday Cheer Is 90% Chaos and 10% Jonas Hair Gel” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥🎄 Because there is clearly not enough Christmas movies, I mean seriously at this point we have about as much Christmas movies as we do Christmas songs. —…
ZombieCON vol. 1 (2025)
ZombieCON vol. 1 (2025) “Cosplay. Chaos. Zombies. And some sorta acid trip” 🧟♂️⚡🎭 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING — PLEASE READ This film is vulgar, gory, violent, chaotic, and absolutely NOT for everyone.Like… if you’re squeamish, easily offended, don’t like cussing, or don’t enjoy movies that operate…
Ice Age: Adventures of Buck Wild (2022)
❄️ Ice Age: Adventures of Buck Wild (2022) 🦴 When the Ice Age franchise hit extinction Let’s start with showing y’all the trailer… so enjoy! — 📝 Non-Spoiler Rundown Here’s the thing: Ice Age: Adventures of Buck Wild is less of a movie and more of a corporate “we still own this IP, so let’s…
Ice Age: Collision Course (2016)
Ice Age: Collision Course (2016) Scrat in Space… and the Franchise Falls Apart 🚀🦣 — 🎬 Trailers Let’s start off by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Alao here’s the full soundtrack so y’all can enjoy. — ❄️ Non-Spoiler Rundown This fifth Ice Age film is where the series completely loses itself. It’s like they…
Thanksgiving (2023)
Thanksgiving (2023) 🦃 “Nothing says the holidays like a masked pilgrim serving trauma for dinner.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING: This is a mean, gruesome, holiday-themed massacre of a movie. Lots of gore, lots of violence, and a surprising amount of “wow, Eli Roth really woke up…
Kung Fu Panda 4 (2024)
Kung Fu Panda 4 (2024) 🥟 “The panda returns… but should he have?” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 🌸 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Po (Jack Black) is told by Shifu (Dustin Hoffman) that it’s time for…
Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)
Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) 🥟 “When pandas multiply, the story divides.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🌸 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Po (Jack Black) discovers he has a long-lost biological father, Li Shan (Bryan Cranston), who whisks him away to a hidden panda village. At the same time, the spirit…
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