Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025) — Review (“Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we?”) How did I enjoy this film? Alright, let’s get this out of the way immediately. I liked this more than Glass Onion.But no — it still doesn’t top the first Knives Out. And honestly, once…
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Violent Night (2022)
Violent Night (2022) 🎅🔪💥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ Also, this is a universal movie, so u know what that means? Que Universal Theme! — ⚠️ Warning: This film is ultra violent — the title wasn’t lying — and it’s also kinda raunchy. Think Home Alone if Kevin McCallister had a sledgehammer…
Black Christmas (1974)
Black Christmas (1974) 🎄An OG slasher that walked so every horror movie after it could sprint. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ Warning This film has disturbing phone calls, violence, stalking, and that nasty 70s grime-horror vibe. Not for everyone. — 📦 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Before Michael Myers.Before…
The Mean One (2022)
The Mean One (2022) 🎄🔪 “The Grinch, but make it public domain panic mode” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailer Yep, this thing had a trailer, and it was every bit as “Oh, they didn’t get the rights” as you’d expect. They tiptoed so hard around the word Grinch…
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000 Film)
🎄 How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) – Review 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Also, this is a universal movie, so u know what that means? Que Universal Theme! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown This is the live-action Grinch, with Jim Carrey in full green fur and pure chaos mode….
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)
🎄💚 How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966) – Review 💚🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥✨ — 📜 Non-Spoiler Rundown This 30-minute animated TV special is the most faithful adaptation of Dr. Seuss’ original book — way more accurate than any later versions. Narrated by Boris Karloff (yes, Frankenstein’s monster himself)…
A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)
A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965) “Good grief, Christmas is actually about something?” 🎄😔 — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Studio & Style 📺 This holiday staple was produced by Bill Melendez Productions for CBS in 1965, based on Charles Schulz’s Peanuts comic strip. What makes it unique is its…
The Santa Clause 3 (The Escape Clause)
🎅❄️ The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006) – Review ❄️🎅 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📽️🍿 — 📝 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Scott Calvin is juggling being Santa Claus, a husband to Carol, and an expectant father 🎄👶. But when the mischievous Jack Frost decides he wants the big red…
The Santa Clause 2
🎅 The Santa Clause 2 (2002) Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Eight years after becoming Santa, Scott Calvin’s got the job down… but now the “Mrs. Clause” throws a wrench in his candy-cane-perfect life. If he doesn’t get married by Christmas Eve, he’ll stop being…
The Santa Clause (1994)
🎅 The Santa Clause (1994) 🎅 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 — 📜 Plot Rundown (No Spoilers) Scott Calvin (Tim Allen) is a divorced toy company executive trying to juggle career and co-parenting. On Christmas Eve, he accidentally causes Santa Claus to fall off his roof. When Scott…
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