A Christmas Carol (1984

🎄 A Christmas Carol (1984) 🎄👻 “George C. Scott growls his way through Christmas.” 🎄👻🎩 — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️This version of A Christmas Carol leans heavily into horror. The ghosts are presented with genuine dread — from Marley’s unsettling appearance to the terrifying Ghost…

Jack Frost (1998)

Jack Frost (1998) “The heartwarming Christmas movie where Michael Keaton turns into a snowman… and that’s somehow the normal part.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — ❄️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Jack Frost is a musician who desperately wants to be both a rockstar and a present father, and — as…

Arthur Christmas (2011)

Arthur Christmas (2011) 🎄🎁 “How the Claus Family Almost Caused a PR Nightmare” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — 🎯 Non-Spoiler Rundown Every Christmas, the Claus family pulls off a miracle — delivering billions of presents in a single night. But in Arthur Christmas, we see behind the scenes of the…

Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa (2002)

🎄 Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa (2002) 🎅 “The Christmas special you can’t unsee” — 📜 History Lesson (aka: How This Fever Dream Happened) Back in 2002, someone decided to make a heartwarming Christmas special… in theory. What we actually got was Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa, a CGI animated TV movie that…

Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025)

Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025) 🔥 Faith, fire, and family trauma—now with evil Na’vi — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? What they didn’t sell was how emotionally messy this movie would get, or how much of it feels like a bridge, an epilogue, and a therapy session for characters who desperately…

Jingle All the Way (1996)

Jingle All the Way (1996) “Sometimes the real Christmas miracle… is not drop-kicking someone for a Turbo Man doll.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎄 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Jingle All the Way is peak 90s chaos — a holiday comedy where Arnold Schwarzenegger spends Christmas Eve sprinting across the…

Ernest Saves Christmas

🎅🎄 Ernest Saves Christmas (1988) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — ⚠️ Note: I first watched this film in December last year — yes, I know, I’m late to the party. But hey, better late than never. — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Ernest Saves Christmas is part of the long-running Ernest character franchise…

Die Hard

🔫🗽🎄 Die Hard (1988) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — ⚠️ Warning: Rated R for intense violence, strong language, explosions, and Bruce Willis delivering sarcasm like it’s ammunition. — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown New York cop John McClane (Bruce Willis) heads to Los Angeles to try to reconcile with his estranged wife, Holly…

Home Alone 2 Lost In Newyork (1992)

🏙️🎄 Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Kevin McCallister’s back — and this time he’s loose in New York City. Thanks to another airport mix-up, Kevin boards the wrong plane and ends up in Manhattan with his dad’s credit card, a…

Home Alone (1990)

🏠🎄 Home Alone (1990) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown It’s Christmas time in Chicago, and the McCallister family is heading to Paris for the holidays. But thanks to a chaotic morning and a string of unlucky coincidences, 8-year-old Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) is left home alone. At first,…