🎬 The Invisible Man (1933) Review Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Since this is a Universal film, Yall know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 📖 Plot Overview Based on H.G. Wells’ novel, The Invisible Man follows Dr. Jack Griffin (Claude Rains), a chemist who makes himself…
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Black Phone (2022)
☎️ The Black Phone (2022) – “When the Phone Rings, Don’t Answer… or Maybe You Should” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, you know what that means? Cue the logo! I know I put this in a Stephen King adaptation category and it’s not…
Malum (2023)
Malum (2023) “More Budget, Less Scares” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Malum is the 2023 remake of Last Shift, both directed by Anthony DiBlasi. The idea sounds promising on paper: revisit the small, effective cult-horror gem and give it a bigger budget, new cast, and expanded lore….
Monster: Ed Gein (2025)
Monster: The Ed Gein Story (2025) …Ryan Murphy’s “Monster Universe” finally hits rock bottom 💀🤦♂️ — ⚠️ Disclaimer Yeah, remember when I said I wasn’t gonna watch or review this? Well… I lied. Or more like, I caved. I had to see if it was somehow worse than Dahmer and Menéndez. (Spoiler: it is.) But…
Monster: The Menéndez Brothers (2023)
🩸 Monster: The Menéndez Brothers (2023) — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers marketed this as a “true crime re-examination.” But the glossy visuals and Netflix prestige-porn vibe told you exactly what this was going to be — another attempt to turn real tragedy into bingeable soap…
Monster: Dahmer (2022)
🩸 Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story (2022) — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers for this series leaned heavy into moody horror, dark cinematography, and Evan Peters whispering lines like he’s a misunderstood anti-hero. From the get-go, it was obvious Netflix wasn’t treating this like a documentary…
Wednesday Season 2 (2025)
Wednesday Season 2 Review A Hyde-ous Mess of a spooky and kooky situation Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Part 1: Part 2: ⚠️ Content & Tone Warning ⚠️ Season 2 of Wednesday leans far heavier into gore than the first. Dead bodies are found with their eyes missing, brains…
Honey Dont (2025)
Honey Don’t! (2025) “Detective work? 🕵️♀️ Nah, just horniness in a trench coat.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Rundown Honey Don’t! wants to be a slick neo-noir mystery, but instead it’s Margaret Qualley as Honey O’Donahue stumbling through subplots with nothing but bad instincts and horny impulses. Instead of…
Murdoch Mysteries (2008-)
Murdoch Mysteries (2008– ) 🔍⚙️ Review ⚠️ Content Warning:Because this show takes place in late 19th/early 20th-century Toronto, there’s a heavy emphasis on period-accurate sexism, racism, and homophobia. You’ll see women dismissed, progressive voices silenced, and prejudice normalized. It’s true to the time — but as a modern viewer, it can get exhausting. After a…
Gotham Seasons 1-5
Gotham (2014–2019) 🦇 ⚠️ Disclaimer: Gotham is not your typical comic book show. It’s violent, messy, often feels like a soap opera, and it doesn’t shy away from heavy subjects like corruption, abuse, and manipulation. If you’re expecting a clean superhero origin tale, this is not it. Also, unlike shows like Big Shot or Mighty…
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