Krampus (2015) Review 🎄 “When Santa skips your house, his shadow arrives instead…” 👹 — ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️This film might be rated PG-13, but don’t let that fool you. Krampus is dark. We’re talking child-snatching, twisted holiday monsters, families being dragged screaming into the snow, and an ending that is equal parts haunting and…
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The Christmas Chronicles 2 (2020)
The Christmas Chronicles 2 (2020) Review 🎅 “Santa’s Back… But So Are Those CGI Elves” 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — 📖 Studio & StyleJust like the first film, The Christmas Chronicles 2 is a Netflix original with the same glossy, digital-heavy look. Once again, it leans on CGI…
The Christmas Chronicles (2018)
The Christmas Chronicles (2018) Review 🎅 “Santa with Sideburns and a Netflix Budget” 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — 📖 Studio & StyleThe Christmas Chronicles is a Netflix original Christmas film, part of that streaming wave of “modern holiday classics” they keep trying to push. It leans on heavy…
Elf (2003)
Elf (2003) Review “The one Christmas movie that proves candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup can be an actual food group.” 🎄🍬 — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🏢 Studio & Style Produced by New Line Cinema and directed by Jon Favreau, Elf stands out because it’s a…
The Polar Express (2004)
The Polar Express (2004) Review All Aboard the Uncanny Valley Express 🚂👀❄️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 Today we take a look at the most infamously uncanny films to date. — 🎥 A Quick Note on the Studio & Animation Style The Polar Express was directed by Robert Zemeckis and…
Lego Star Wars Holiday Special (2020)
🎄 Lego Star Wars: The Holiday Special (2020) 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? 📽️ Who remembers this? Doesn’t matter — today we’re taking a look at this Lego special. — ❄️ Non-Spoiler Rundown ❄️ We follow our sequel-era gang: Finn, Poe Dameron, Chewbacca, and the rest of the crew as…
Merry Christmas Drake and Josh (2008)
Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh (2008) Review “Only on Nickelodeon would jail time hinge on Christmas spirit.” 🎄😂 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 Nickelodeon’s chaotic duo got their own holiday TV movie in 2008 — and boy, does it lean into absurdity. Drake (Drake Bell)…
Good Luck Charlie It’s Christmas (2011)
Good Luck Charlie, It’s Christmas! (2011) Review “Sometimes the best gifts come with total chaos.” 🎄✨ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 Before we dive into the movie itself, let’s not forget the Good Luck Charlie theme that kicks this off — “Today’s all burnt toast,…
A Christmas Carol Disney (2009)
🎄 A Christmas Carol (2009) 🎄👻 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we?(If only Disney had put “Warning: Will scar children for life” in here) — ⚠️ Warning: Yes, this is a Disney film. Yes, it’s rated PG. And yes… it’s also loaded with corpses, screaming ghosts, skeletal jump scares, and nightmare fuel…
A Christmas Carol (1999)
🎄 A Christmas Carol (1999) 🎄👻 Patrick Stewart gives us a Scrooge worth watching Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Studio & Style 🏛️ This adaptation was produced for TNT in 1999, and what makes it stand out right away is its stage-to-screen feel. Patrick Stewart had already performed A…
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