Edward Scissorhands (1990) Love Cuts Deep ✂️❄️ 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🎄 A Quick Note I hope you all had a great holiday season. Posting this on December 31st feels like the perfect way to close the year—so let’s dive into a film that’s as timeless as snowfall….
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The Christmas Chronicles 2 (2020)
The Christmas Chronicles 2 (2020) Review 🎅 “Santa’s Back… But So Are Those CGI Elves” 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — 📖 Studio & StyleJust like the first film, The Christmas Chronicles 2 is a Netflix original with the same glossy, digital-heavy look. Once again, it leans on CGI…
The Christmas Chronicles (2018)
The Christmas Chronicles (2018) Review 🎅 “Santa with Sideburns and a Netflix Budget” 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — 📖 Studio & StyleThe Christmas Chronicles is a Netflix original Christmas film, part of that streaming wave of “modern holiday classics” they keep trying to push. It leans on heavy…
Elf (2003)
Elf (2003) Review “The one Christmas movie that proves candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup can be an actual food group.” 🎄🍬 — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🏢 Studio & Style Produced by New Line Cinema and directed by Jon Favreau, Elf stands out because it’s a…
The Polar Express (2004)
The Polar Express (2004) Review All Aboard the Uncanny Valley Express 🚂👀❄️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 Today we take a look at the most infamously uncanny films to date. — 🎥 A Quick Note on the Studio & Animation Style The Polar Express was directed by Robert Zemeckis and…
Merry Christmas Drake and Josh (2008)
Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh (2008) Review “Only on Nickelodeon would jail time hinge on Christmas spirit.” 🎄😂 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 Nickelodeon’s chaotic duo got their own holiday TV movie in 2008 — and boy, does it lean into absurdity. Drake (Drake Bell)…
Good Luck Charlie It’s Christmas (2011)
Good Luck Charlie, It’s Christmas! (2011) Review “Sometimes the best gifts come with total chaos.” 🎄✨ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 Before we dive into the movie itself, let’s not forget the Good Luck Charlie theme that kicks this off — “Today’s all burnt toast,…
A Christmas Carol Disney (2009)
🎄 A Christmas Carol (2009) 🎄👻 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we?(If only Disney had put “Warning: Will scar children for life” in here) — ⚠️ Warning: Yes, this is a Disney film. Yes, it’s rated PG. And yes… it’s also loaded with corpses, screaming ghosts, skeletal jump scares, and nightmare fuel…
A Christmas Carol (1999)
🎄 A Christmas Carol (1999) 🎄👻 Patrick Stewart gives us a Scrooge worth watching Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Studio & Style 🏛️ This adaptation was produced for TNT in 1999, and what makes it stand out right away is its stage-to-screen feel. Patrick Stewart had already performed A…
The Muppets Christmas Carol (1992)
🎄 The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) 🎄👻 “When Gonzo narrates Dickens, expect puppets, songs, and a little chaos in your eggnog.” 🎄🎭 — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🎥 Studio & StyleThis one’s a bit different from the other versions we’ve covered — instead of a straight adaptation, we…
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