Suburbicon (2017) “When the Trailer Sells You One Movie and the Theater Hands You Another” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? “Oh, you thought this was a quirky Coen Brothers comedy about a well-mannered dad in over his head? Cute. What you actually get is Matt Damon playing the sleaziest…
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Jojo Rabbit (2019)
Jojo Rabbit (2019) 🐇 When Nazis Become Sitcom Characters and Hitler Becomes Bugs Bunny — ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses Jojo Rabbit, a film that trivializes Nazism and portrays Adolf Hitler as a comedic character. Because of that, many of the topics — including depictions of the Gestapo, the Holocaust, and anti-Semitism — may…
Tron (1982)
⚡👾 Tron (1982) Review 👾⚡ ⚡ “The Grid Before the Glow-Up” 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — 🤔 Non-Spoiler Thoughts So here’s the thing: I finally sat down and watched the original Tron for the very first time yesterday, thanks to Disney+. Yeah, it took me over 40 years to…
Tron: Ares (2025)
⚡👾 Tron: Ares (2025) 👾⚡ Disney’s third spin on the Grid — and once again, it’s less blockbuster and more cult screening fuel. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Behind the Grid: Passion or Problem? 🎬 Here’s the thing: Tron: Ares only exists because of Jared Leto. Say what you…
Tron Evolution (2010)
🎮 Tron: Evolution (2010) 👾⚡ “A bridge between the Grid’s past and Legacy’s future” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Before diving in, let’s start with the trailers. The promo showed us glossy visuals, slick combat, and teased the story’s place in the Tron timeline. It hyped itself as…
Tron Legacy (2010
⚡👾 Tron: Legacy (2010) 🎇 “Will this film be authentic to the vision of Tron—or just a glitch in the system?” So I’ve been meaning to get around to this 2010 film for a while now… and hey, let’s start the right way: here are the trailers. Enjoy. Oh, and in case you forgot—yeah, this…
Nosferatu 2024
Nosferatu 2024: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yes, folks, a remake of a film from 1922, which was itself a ripoff of *Bram Stoker’s Dracula*, has been released on Christmas Day 2024—on a Wednesday no less. I still can’t quite wrap my head around the decision to release it then. For…
Poor Things (2023)
Poor Things (2023) 🧠💋 The Horniest Frankenstein Story Ever Told — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? (Warning — this one’s weird, raunchy, and unapologetically explicit. You’ve been warned, twice.) “Why This Still Counts as a Frankenstein Story” Now before anyone asks why this movie/show qualifies as a Frankenstein adaptation, let…
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