Malum (2023) “More Budget, Less Scares” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Malum is the 2023 remake of Last Shift, both directed by Anthony DiBlasi. The idea sounds promising on paper: revisit the small, effective cult-horror gem and give it a bigger budget, new cast, and expanded lore….
Category: Artsy Horror Movies
Hellboy The Crooked Man (2024)
🔥 Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024) 🔥 “The Devil Went Down to Appalachia.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Yes ur not wrong or seeing anything, this 100% looks like a fan film, but thst isnt always a bad thing. So is this a good thing wel stick around and…
The Dead Dont Die (2019)
🧟♂️ The Dead Don’t Die (2019) “The film where zombies aren’t the problem — boredom is.” — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — 🧟 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Jim Jarmusch’s The Dead Don’t Die…
Dead Snow (2009)
Dead Snow (2009) 🧟♂️ Quippy title: 🧟♂️❄️ “Ski Trip? More like Death Trip.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️Both Dead Snow films lean hard into gore, splatter, and over-the-top violence. Think intestines being used as ropes, heads being crushed like melons, and enough blood sprays to make Tarantino…
Weapons (2025)
Weapons (2025) 🔪 ⚠️ Content Warning: This film could be triggering for some viewers. It deals heavily with children vanishing, being manipulated, and used in sinister ways. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Weapons (2025) is a chilling horror film centered on the mysterious disappearance of seventeen…
Together Horror Movie (2025)
Together (2025) – Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Before Together even started, I wasn’t prepared for what I was getting into. This was one of those films where the trailer didn’t fully betray the depth of the weirdness. It sells you on a relationship drama with a dark mystery —…
Smile (2022)
😐 Smile (2022): The Movie That Thinks Smiling Is Scary — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Dr. Rose Cotter is a psychiatrist whose patient dies in front of her while flashing the most cursed grin since Grandma’s dentures fell in the soup. That’s the beginning of a…
Candyman 2021
🪞 CANDYMAN (2021) 🐝 “Say his name… again. And again. And oh wait, it’s not the same guy?” — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So it’s 2021. The world’s a mess. Gentrification is out of control, the housing market is demonic, and someone decided, “Let’s…
Curtains 1983
🎭 Curtains (1983) – Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Official Trailer (1983) — ⚠️ Content Warning: This film includes themes of gaslighting, mental health institutionalization, and violence against women. It also features a disturbing killer reveal that might be uncomfortable for some viewers. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: A renowned…
Manos The Hands Of Fate
🖐️ Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) 🤚 aka “Hands: The Hands of Fate”… because one ‘hand’ just wasn’t enough, apparently. 🕯 In Memory of Maddie 🕯This review is dedicated to my friend Maddie—an unapologetic lover of the absurd, the unwatchable, and the unintentionally hilarious. While most people fled from bad movies, she ran toward…
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