Silent Night (2012) – Review 🎄 “Santa’s coming to town… and he brought a flamethrower.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 — ⚠️ WARNING This movie is violent, bloody, and absolutely not for everyone.It’s a sleazy holiday slasher — just a heads up before you dive in. — 🎄 Non-Spoiler…
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Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991)
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991) 🎄 This is what happens when Christmas horror drops acid. — 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning: This movie is bonkers, delightfully unhinged, and has several moments of “what in the fresh holiday hell did I just watch?”Not…
Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990)
🎄 Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990) “The one where Christmas is a suggestion, bugs are everywhere, and nothing makes sense.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview If you’re expecting a slasher about a killer Santa, you’re gonna be VERY confused.Part 4 basically yeets the entire…
Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! (1989)
Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! (1989) “The coma-Santa movie nobody asked for.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥🍿 — ⚠️ WARNING: This movie is NOT for everyone.Not because it’s gory (it’s honestly not).But because it’s so bizarrely slow, confusing, and cheap that it might break your brain…
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) 🎄 “Ho ho ho, Garbage Day!” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING This film contains violence, murder, and some very questionable acting choices.Also… the movie is basically 40% recycled footage from the first film, so if you value your time or…
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
🎄 Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) Review Santa, Trauma, and the Most Controversial Christmas Movie Ever Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This movie is deeply messed up.We’re talking trauma, murder, disturbing Santa stuff, and very 80s slasher energy.Not for kids. Not for casual viewers. Not for anyone…
Silent Night (2023)
Silent Night (2023) – Review 🎄🌲 🎄 “John Woo said ‘what if Home Alone grew up, joined a biker gang, and stopped talking?’” 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? No, nothing related to the classic horror slasher Silent Night. — ⚠️ Warning Before We Begin ⚠️ This movie is extremely violent….
Violent Night (2022)
Violent Night (2022) 🎅🔪💥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ Also, this is a universal movie, so u know what that means? Que Universal Theme! — ⚠️ Warning: This film is ultra violent — the title wasn’t lying — and it’s also kinda raunchy. Think Home Alone if Kevin McCallister had a sledgehammer…
Italy Trip (2025)
Italy Trip Review (December 2–13) 🇮🇹 🎄 “A 12-Day Odyssey of Airports, Art, Skeletons, Pasta, and Walking Until God Himself Said ‘Enough.’” — (Imagine this as a montage: a car driving through the night, airport terminals stretching into infinity, train windows slicing through mountains, gothic spires stabbing the sky, skeletons decorating walls like wallpaper, espresso…
Dead Rising 4 (2016)
Dead Rising 4 (2016) 🧟🎄 “Frank West is dead. Long live… whatever this is.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎮 Trailer Oh, the trailer sold you a Christmas zombie bloodbath with the return of the one and only Frank West. What it didn’t tell you? They’d gutted his personality, stripped…
